Well,I had to go to my classes, and at around 12 o' clock Karensa, SHanna and I arrived at Kat's house. We decorated my ride so we could be proud BSB fans. Actually, I wanted to be cool like those N Sync chicks from the ALL ACCESS on MTV. We taped pics of them all around the car, and we put a banner in the back window that said HONK IF YOU LOVE BSB. On the way there, truck drivers would honk at us, and I would almost kill my friends. I was so excited and in a hurry to get to Orlando, I forgot how to drive. It was all good though, because after we found JUSTIN'S gated community (DAMN ASS BASTARD. HE CAN RUN BUT HE CANT HIDE), Kat and I switched seats and she drove. We got to JC and Joeys houses, and waited for the wierd looking little Chinese guy to go into his house about 3 houses down. He acted like reading his mail outside was fun, so I said FUCK IT and jumped out and grabbed some rocks by his garage door. His house is decorated all cheesy with Christmas decorations, a fallin down snow man and a santa sleigh with reindeer on the roof. Bet Joey flew up there and put it up....after falling thru the roof. Well, then we had Shanna jump out and grab some grass from JC's lawn. His Jeep was parked in his driveway along with a car from Ontario. Is JCs girlfriend from Ontario??We all know bout them Canadian hooches, don't we? (no offense to our Canadian buds either!)
Well, then we were off to NYPD, and guess who was there......
Our good buddy Mandy. Shes so purdy.She remembered us righgt away and got us a table as soon as we walked in. The place was packed! Never seen so many folks in there before. Well, this guy was waiting on some people and I was checking him out and noticed he looked like our good friend David from Cnote. You all know how we feel bout him. Well, I pinched him (After being taunted too by my 3 excited freaky friends) and Kat said "Are you related to D-Low?" and Franky said "yup, hes my brother." Well, after checking me out after I went to the rest room, I liked Franky a lot. Some people asked me to take a pic of Mandy with them, and as I was taking the picture, Franky was making faces behind me. Actually, Kat said he was basically HUMPING me. I feel special now. Well, I asked Mandy for an autograph and as she was signing the picture we took with her awhile back, I said "Its cold in here" and she said "I know! Im freezing, feel my hands" and she touched my arm. Shes so sweet. Well, after we took a pic with her, It was time to head over to the BSB concert.
We got to our STUPID ASS NOSE BLEED seats, and I look for Tommy Smith so I could give him some candy I got for him, but we are so far away that everyone looks like damn little ants. But during DITSY MANDY MOORE`s performance, Kat noticed Mrs. Doroughs head, and I saw Pollyanna. Then I look over and go "OH MY GOSH....ITS AARON" and then we all notice the entire Carter family standing over with him. We got bored during Mandy pransing around the stage, so we started screaming all the Carters names. LOL.......no one could hear us over Mandys high pitch squals though. Then EYC came on. HOLY GOD....WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT ASS CRACKERS!! EXPRESS YOUSELF CLEARLY is what EYC stands for. Well, I couldnt understand them the whole time. All I saw was that Danny guy pointing at the audience and showing us his chest. I think Trey D is hot as hell. but by the time he took his shirt off, he was on the other side of the arena. Danny is dirty, and probably related to Howie.
Well, after all that shit I sat thru, FINALLY BSB CAME ON. Kat snuck her video camera in and we got the whole thing on tape. Shanna and I cried thru the entire concert. It was so beautiful. Even though our seats sucked horse nuts, we had a monitor near us and we could watch it from there, and it was even better than front row. Brian looked so beautiful. I think he gained some weight, and his face looks healthy again, and I just love him so much. During DONT WANT YOU BACK, I gotta tell you about this. They have these wierd stupid loooking wire bars come out of the ground, and the boys climb on them. I dont know why, and it makes no sense (neither does air surfing army guys, but they pulled that off). Well, AJ humps the hell out of this thing, but my attention was on Mr. Nickolas Gene Carter. What the hell did Mandy do to him. He went down on that Bar like it was Me on Justin. He made me forget about Brian for like 5 seconds during that song.
They did an awesome job, and....ready for this..............BRIAN SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL...one of the dancers......her name is Nicky. Yup, and Brian introduced her and said her name like this. Ready? OK..............NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKY.
It was so hot, and I fell down and ripped my pants. No lie! I didnt notice til after we met Dennis from the BSB band, outside the arena and gave him some candy for the band. That was funny cuz he had Guido with him, and Kat asked if she could have a Guido and Dennis said "NO..Im sorry" and Kat was begging him and said "I'll give you ten bucks!!" and then I made everyone laugh cuz I asked if I could touch it. Whats so funny bout that?! I love Guido!! We then we went to a gas station to pee, and buy some beef jerky and went home.
Concert of the Millenium is right! I will never forget Brains leather pants, and the BSB in PJS dancing around with half naked dancers.