~*FANatic*~

(This is what would happen if WE were on MTV's FANatic! ::hint hint::)

The MTV camera is recording Kat while shes in the backseat of the white stretch limo. They drive down I-95 to pick up her partner in crime,Nicky.....

Kat: Hi,my name is Kat and I'm from Jacksonville,Fl. I'm about to surprise my best friend Nicky! Today we get to fly to Germany and meet the Backstreet Boys and she has NO CLUE! Right now its about 10am and I know that shes still snoozing in her room. I can't wait to see how she'll react!

In the next scene,Kat pulls into Nicky's driveway and the garage door opens. Nicky's mom and dad are awake and they have Nicky's suitcase ready to go. Kat shuts the car door quietly and whispers to the MTV camera.....

Kat: Ok,we're inside her house and her room is just around the corner. I'm warning you now that she will cry and scream!

Kat takes a deep breathe and throws open Nicky's bedroom door

Kat: NICKY...WAKE UP! MTV HAS CHOSEN US AS THE BACKSTREET BOYS BIGGEST FANS AND WE'RE FLYING TO GERMANY TO MEET THEM!!!!

Nicky is still wiping the sleep from her eyes. Her heart is pounding to this sudden wake-up call and then she sees Kat and the camera men behind her.

Nicky: Omigosh....what? Backstreet Boys? NOW?!!!!

Kat: Nicky,wake the fuck up! Did you hear me? We're flying to Germany to meet and interview the Backstreet Boys! C'mon...get up and change your clothes! The limo is outside waiting. Brian wants to see you!

Nicky jumps out of bed and puts on her Tommy jeans and her white tank top. She throws open the closet door and steps into her Doc Martens. She runs to the bathroom to brush her hair and then back to her room to find her Mudd hat.

Nicky: Ok,I'm ready now! Deutschland or bust,bay-bee!

Kat: Omigod,Nicky...this is gonna kick some major ass!

After driving to JAX Airport and boarding their flight to Frankfurt,Germany, the girls finally arrive at noon. They are obviously hungry and stop to eat at the local Planet Hollywood. Next its back to the hotel to change and prepare for their interview with the boyband gods,BSB.

They arrive at the hotel and go to their penthouse suite. Kat opened up her closet and pulls out her black capri pants and pink 3/4 sleeve shirt from Old Navy. Her final touch is her black platform sandals. While she applies her make-up,Nicky tries on several outfits. She settles on her blue blouse from KatManDu and her Old Navy jeans.After an hour,the girls are ready and hop into the black limo waiting outside.

FANatic producer: So,girls,tell me how you first became BSB fans?

Nicky: I heard about them after I visited my family in Germany coincidentally. It was late 1995 and my cousin had the CD. I bought my own copy and brought it back to Florida with me. They were not known back home in the States and all my friends wondered who these guys were. I mean, I had pictures of them on my school folders and I got teased. However, in 1997, everyone finally heard about them and I was the "cool" one since I was a fan since the beginning.

Kat: I heard about them in the summer of '97. I really liked "Quit Playing Games" and I decided to buy the CD when it came out in August. I had never even seen them until I bought the CD and looked at the cover. Its not a flattering picture at all! Fortunately, I saw the "As Long As You Love Me" video on MTV a couple of months later and I instantly fell for Brian's blue eyes. You know, the part where he sings "And every little thing that you have said and done..." and he holds his finger up. How dreamy.

FANatic producer: Well,here we are. Are you ready?

Kat & Nicky: {in unison} YESSSSS!!!!!!! Omigod!!!

The girls step out of the limo and realize they are outside the concert venue. Its about 4pm and already there are hundreds of fans waiting. The fans scream at Kat and Nicky thinking they are part of BSB,but soon realize that they are,well,not!lol

Kat: I wonder if they think we're like the girlfriends?!

Nicky: Hell yeah! Let them think that! Hey all you fans! I'm dating Brian! He dumped Leighanne for me! {laughs}

Kat: Nicky! Shush your mouth! What if Leighanne or Brian hears you. Man,your screwed for sure.

Nicky: I'm just kidding. I'm happy for Brian and Leighanne ::rolls eyes::

Kat nudges Nicky in the elbow and they walk down a narrow corridor. They make a left past the catering table and they hear voices. Filled with anxiety, the begin laughing uncontrollably and stop at the door. Lo and behold, sitting on a couch are Nick,Brian,Kevin,AJ, and Howie.

Brian and Kevin: Well,hello ladies!

The 5 Boys stand up and hug each girl and give them a kiss on the cheek. Nervously, the girls sit on their own couch and begin gushing and butt kissing.

Kat: Wow,its such a great honor to be here in the same room with you guys! I feel like I'm in a dream. Someone pinch me.

AJ: Well,if we do that,you'll sue us for sexual harrassment and my jail days are over! {laughs}

Nicky: AJ, you could rape me and I wouldn't press charges!

Nicky realized what she just said and quickly turns 5 shades of red. Kat looks at her in shock and they both turn to see the BSB's reactions. The comment didn't bother them at all. Instead it had them all laughing, causing Nick to snort like a pig and then.....someone let out a fart!

Kevin: Ok,who the hell farted in front of the ladies? 'Fess up or I'll kick your ass! {eyeing Nick}

Nick: Hey,man! Don't look at me! All I ate was a ham and cheese sandwhich. I'm innocent,man!

Kevin: Then...it...was........

Brian: {hangs head} Alright already. It was me! I farted. I didn't think it was that loud. Get over it.

AJ: Rok farted? Man, thats like hell freezing over! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Howie: Like I say,he isn't always a goody-goody and stuff like that! ::wink wink::

Brian: Gawd.....I blew it,ok! I farted! Sue me or something! {getting angry}

Kat: Brian, your farts are like flowers to me and I think I speak for both of us {nodding towards Nicky's direction} when I say that we don't care who you are.......

Nicky: Where you're from........

AJ: What you did.........

At this comment,the whole room erupts into laughter and Brian is no longer upset.

Nick: Well,since that *blew* over well....hehehehehehe...are you guys going to our concert?

Kat: Nope. We don't have access to German tickets in Florida. Its kinda difficult,ya know ::sarcasm::

Kevin: Well, you ladies are going to have to change your plans cuz...well Howie tell the contestants what they won!

Howie: We have for you,2 tickets to tonight's concert. Front and center. ::wink wink::

Kat and Nicky begin jumping up and down like a pogo stick and bear hug all the Boys. After a few more questions,they all leave and get ready to enjoy and awesome concert!

THE END.............

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