"Everytime I Close My Eyes...."

Ok, I went to the University of Kentucky on a recent road trip and I stumbled upon some files about the sexy, piece of hot damn....Mr. Brian Thomas Littrell. Here's what my studies found:

A)The most obvious reason is that he misses me soooo much (NOT THAT WHORE THEY CALL LEIGHANNE)and when he closes his eyes, he thinks of all the great times we had being naked together....oops, ::nervous laugh:: I think I gave out too much info! Moving on....

B)That potbelly, Nick, rough housed with Brian too much (thats what Nick calls it....we know he was groping)and my poor B-Rok is forever in constant pain because of that blonde ogor!!

C)The evil "Howie winking germs" spread onto Brian's silky smooth skin and thats his reaction to the virus

D)He's camera shy and when the camera zooms in on him, he closes his eyes and thinks "If I close my eyes....I can't see them and they can't see me" and then he goes to thinking about our passionate blissful nights in hot, steamy Florida!

"I See The Light!!"

Oh my goodness....he actually opened his eyes! Call 911...I'm having a heart attack. I forgot the color of his eyes......BLUE....BLUE...SKY BLUE!!!! Let us have a moment of silence. I think Brian just got over his camera shyness! Can I get a whoop whoop?!

"Ugh.....HER!"

I spoke with famed doctor, Nicky Timberass, and we both agree that Brian should limit the time he spends with that specimen, LeighAnne Wallace. We feel that she is not healthy and her silicon breasts have caused a certain form of bacteria, called "cooties", that might be contagious. Therefore, we think it would in Brian's best interest to just break all contact with Miss Whor.....uh Wallace and let me and Dr. Timberass soak your naked body in some vanilla scented bubble bath!!!