Kid Nicky and I get easily bored online..so one day, I was at her house and she IM'd a random person who said they were "JC" in their profile but at the bottom he said he was Jason. It was sooo funny. He's gullible...here's the convo. His screen name was changed to protect his stupidity!
SandlerBSB: Hey Space Cowboy!
Jason: hello
SandlerBSB: Jason...
SandlerBSB: can I know your Calculas?
Jason: that's me....= )
Jason: my what?
SandlerBSB: do you know your calculas?
SandlerBSB: u+me=us
Jason: I don't know what that is???
SandlerBSB: its ok
SandlerBSB: its an X file
Jason: = )
Jason: oh
SandlerBSB: so..are you single and ready to mingle?
Jason: I'm single
SandlerBSB: or 6`2?!!
SandlerBSB: whoa
Jason: ya, it is pretty tall
SandlerBSB: you know what they say about tall guys?
Jason: what is that?
SandlerBSB: big clothes
SandlerBSB: big Drawers
Jason: ha ha ha
SandlerBSB: I love you Jason
SandlerBSB: come take me away
Jason: but I don't even know your name???
SandlerBSB: my name is Nicky
Jason: ok then
Jason: very nice name
SandlerBSB: aww
SandlerBSB: but you can call me...
SandlerBSB: big breasted bonnie
Jason: ok
Jason: lol
SandlerBSB: baba baba we can do more than just talk cuz we gettin nasta nasta
SandlerBSB: so.....hows the coffee biz goin?
Jadadio: pretty good
Jadadio: I get to boss people around, hahaha
SandlerBSB: hehehe
SandlerBSB: do you work for star bucks?
Jadadio: no, it is a smaller one, but I have been offered a job there, so I'm thinking about it
SandlerBSB: ummmmmmmmm...........they gotz goood
coffee Jadadio: are you a coffeeholic
Jadadio: = )
SandlerBSB: no
SandlerBSB: but I play one on tv
Jadadio: he he he
Jadadio: do you? lol
SandlerBSB: no
SandlerBSB: what do you look like?
SandlerBSB: Im an older women you know
SandlerBSB: I can make you a Coffee man instead of a Coffee boy
Jadadio: you want a pic?
SandlerBSB: yes please
SandlerBSB: Ill send you mine too
SandlerBSB: JOEY FATONE!!
SandlerBSB: hehe
Jadadio: he he, ok
SandlerBSB: sent!!
Jadadio: ok
Jadadio: cool, thanks
SandlerBSB: so...are you naked right now?
SandlerBSB: you know.....if your naked all the time, that means your free with nature
Jadadio: no
SandlerBSB: oh...
SandlerBSB: darn
SandlerBSB: well....nature isnt mad
Jadadio: ok, are you free with nature?
SandlerBSB: I am mother nature
SandlerBSB: and Ive been out of Jail for 3 months now
Jadadio: he hehe
Jadadio: out of jail, what were in you in for?
SandlerBSB: indecent exposer
SandlerBSB: free with Nature, not the police
SandlerBSB: so, you still single?
Jadadio: oh, ha ha ha, so you were naked in public???
SandlerBSB: yea...
SandlerBSB: Neighborhood picnic
Jadadio: how embarrassing, where were you?
Jadadio: lol
SandlerBSB: the burgers were great!
SandlerBSB: the coffee sucked
SandlerBSB: I got ketcup all over my...
SandlerBSB: anyway
SandlerBSB: I was wearing shoes
SandlerBSB: but I still got arrested
Jadadio: isn't that embarrassing to you?
SandlerBSB: no
SandlerBSB: I was drunk
Jadadio: oh, ok
SandlerBSB: anyway
SandlerBSB: ever get in trouble with the law?
Jadadio: no, I'm a very good boy
SandlerBSB: it sucks cuz they make you do a lot of strip searches
SandlerBSB: I wasnt wearin clothes so it was wierd
Jadadio: do they really? I thought that was a joke
SandlerBSB: joke?
SandlerBSB: I dont kid about ANYTHING
SandlerBSB: Jason?
SandlerBSB: Did I scare you away?
Jadadio: no, I accidentally closed the screen and couldn't remember the name
Jadadio: = )
SandlerBSB: sure
SandlerBSB: thats what they all say
SandlerBSB: then you show up naked to a picnic, and they dont know you
SandlerBSB: go figure
Jadadio: they all??? you mean I'm not the only one
Jadadio: lol
SandlerBSB: hahahaha.............
SandlerBSB: wait a minute...
Jadadio: ok
SandlerBSB: anyway
SandlerBSB: so....do you sleep with animals?
SandlerBSB: they keep you warm at night
Jadadio: no, I don't
SandlerBSB: especially if you gave all your clothes to charity
SandlerBSB: the Justin Timberlake Foundation was very grateful
Jadadio: all of my clothes?
SandlerBSB: where?
SandlerBSB: yes
Jadadio: but then I'd be naked all the time
SandlerBSB: so...
SandlerBSB: youll be one with nature
SandlerBSB: and me Jadadio: lol SandlerBSB: my whole family is naked SandlerBSB: except cousin ed SandlerBSB: he has lots of hair SandlerBSB: he wears a sock Jadadio: really, a nude family? SandlerBSB: not on his feet SandlerBSB: yes Jadadio: ha ha ha SandlerBSB: my mom has a hair problem too SandlerBSB: but she uses Nads SandlerBSB: are you still with me? Jadadio: yes Jadadio: do you have one? SandlerBSB: Nads is a Austrailian hair removal treatment SandlerBSB: do you have a dirty mind? SandlerBSB: its alright SandlerBSB: most people do Jadadio: I don't think so, you must have been watching the same channel as me SandlerBSB: like the women in the prision who always dropped the soap Jadadio: the Nads commercial was on SandlerBSB: really? SandlerBSB: no...I dont have a tv SandlerBSB: they took it from me when I couldnt pay my rent Jadadio: oh, ok SandlerBSB: you know, the world doesnt hire naked people Jadadio: why you want to know if I have a dirty mind? SandlerBSB: because you asked me if "I had one" SandlerBSB: a hair problem is a serious thing, Jason? Jadadio: no I didn't SandlerBSB: I shave my body every day SandlerBSB: I use my dads razer Jadadio: lol Jadadio: bummer SandlerBSB: I shaved a nipple off once... SandlerBSB: it grew back SandlerBSB: being one with nature helps SandlerBSB: Well, JASON... . SandlerBSB: I have to go Jadadio: ok, talk to you later SandlerBSB: theres a barbaque next door, and the sailors are waiting for me SandlerBSB: funny, I heard I was gonna be the only female there