98* And Concert...I Mean Rising
By Kid Nicky

Well, Kat picked me up at 1:15pm and we headed to the Landing to eat some grub. Then, we headed to the Omni hotel, and waited for an hour for 98 degrees in the lobby. They never apeared, and we were bored of riding the elevator so we headed to the collisium where the concert was going to be held. We waited out back to see if any activity was happening, and all we saw were teenie boppers, 98 degrees t-shirts and rain, so we headed to shelter. We met some cool girls, and I of course made everyone laugh by trying to bribe the people inside into letting us in. Didnt work, because the guy saw I had a BACKSTREET BOYS wallet. I said "they dont make 98* wallets", but it didnt work. It wasnt anyone special...just some guy that looked like mr. Feeny. We saw a guy that looked like Tom Green walking around outside, and so we sang the bum bum song til they finally opened the doors. We got to our 3rd row seats, and waited. Only one that made anyone excited for the next hour was this new guy named Christian Davis...and he looks like my ass. I did see Eric from NO AUTHORITY peeking out from behind the curtain and I silently waved at him and he smiled at me. That was the only excitment til the show started. LET ME HAVE YOUR NUMBA BABA!! HIT ME WIT DEM 7 DIGITS. No Authority may be little fags but they have some cool tunes. Im buying their album when it comes out. Oh.....no idea who the guys are.....

Thats them.....except for the blonde sad looking one. Thats Josh and he`s no longer in the group. They replaced him with a goon. Well, they came out singing DONT STOP, which is a song off their old album that I just LOVE. My other best bud Karensa and I screamed the song up on stage and they saw we knew it, and came over and smiled and loked at us and allt hose flirty things that boybands do on stage to let you know they see you. Not the santanic look I got from Justin, but thats another story. They sang Dont Stop, and 3 other songs that toally kicked ass. First time I saw a group open up at a concert and actually liked all the at the concert. Well, they are little girly men, but cute as buttons. I love seeing skinny pale gay guys thrusting their hips at me. My fav member is Eric, and hes hot as hell. Ive liked him since I first saw the video for DONT STOP,and now even though he does this gay facial expressions during the concert, I still like him. He wore his pants around his ankles and had heart boxers on. Nuff said.

Well, Jessica Simpson (whoever she be) wasnt there, so 98* came out. Why do Boybands wait so damn long to come out on stage, and when they do....they wear fuckin masks on their faces?? *N Sync......now 98*. Get over it. Well, everyone screamed and I sat down to wait for them to finally remove they gay ass air masks and they started to sing. The concert ruled. Im not going to toally tell you everything, but Jeff is pretty fly for a white guy, and I was so close to him I could smell his arm pits. I said "hold me close, dont let me go, baba show me what the 98 can do" and he smiled and winked at me. Now I had 3 of my favorite dudes look at me. Life is good now.