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People are stupid part 2

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I can't think of anything funny to write, son instead i will make an enemy online for your amusement. Enjoy!

BeetardedFoser: why have you sinned against your father, fallen christian soldier?
blackdawn666: who are you?
BeetardedFoser: i am a representative of the church of the lord
BeetardedFoser: we are on a mission
BeetardedFoser: to spread the truth of God to all
BeetardedFoser: so why must you forsake your creator?
blackdawn666: can u please leave me alone?
BeetardedFoser: every day youy live in sin is one more year you will suffer in the pits of hell unless you accept Jesus as your lord and savior
BeetardedFoser: repent now and begin enjoying the fruits of Heaven
blackdawn666: you cannot force someone to convert
BeetardedFoser: yes, i am aware of this, you must make them want to convert by showing them the error of their ways
BeetardedFoser: If you block me, you are blocking your true father
blackdawn666: but you cant ATTACK me like that, if i want to convert, i will do it on my own
blackdawn666: how did u get my screen name?
BeetardedFoser: I am in no way attacking you, i am only trying to have a conversation with you
BeetardedFoser: we feel if you are shown the true beauty of God, you will accept him like a lover into your heart and loins.
BeetardedFoser: We are not like other churches. We allow our members to expand their mind through the nature God created
BeetardedFoser: However, the only orgasms we allow are spiritual orgasms BeetardedFoser: filling your pants with the cum of knowledge
BeetardedFoser: and impregnating your mind with the seed of the Lord
BeetardedFoser: Will you listen to me at least?
BeetardedFoser: I am only trying to help you become one of these: O:-)
BeetardedFoser: Why do you follow the Evil One anyways? He is only leading you to an eternity of agony with his blasphemous utterances
BeetardedFoser: How old are you? Are you a virgin?
blackdawn666: will you listen to me for a minute first before you preach at me? BeetardedFoser: i have been waiting for you to answer
blackdawn666: and yes, i am a virgin
BeetardedFoser: That is excellent, but i regress, please go on
blackdawn666: i was catholic my whole life, until last year
BeetardedFoser: What made you lose your faith?
blackdawn666: i dont know
blackdawn666: i really believed in god, i always prayed, i was a true follower blackdawn666: but i have really fucked up since then
blackdawn666: i cant say anything online because i have had bad experiences before BeetardedFoser: it is not to late my friend, you can still repent for your past transgressions blackdawn666: i cant have any proof of what i have said and i cannot say anything incriminating, especially right now
blackdawn666: i dont think i want to repent
BeetardedFoser: I was once like you, i believed i was in control of my own destiny, i did drugs, experimented with mulitple forms of sexual realtions.
BeetardedFoser: Then one day something magical happened.
BeetardedFoser: I was half-passed out from an opium binge, with a unconscious hooker lying on the floor
BeetardedFoser: when i had a vision, i saw Jesus come out of the toilet and he said in an ever-so-saintly voice,"My child, why do you lead this self destructive life?"
blackdawn666: it always seems like u have to go through Hell to believe
BeetardedFoser: I couldn't answer him and just started crying
BeetardedFoser: Then he brushed away my tears with his hands, and the skin was just so warm, i felt like i was in heaven
blackdawn666: please leave me alone....i CANNOT and will not change
BeetardedFoser: then he gently lay me down and serviced mny under carriage like no man or woman ever could before.
BeetardedFoser: from that day on, i knew the love for jesus is not just that phony spiritual love the catholic and christain church tells you about.
BeetardedFoser: Oh no, jesus loves all his brothers and sisters like Adam loved eve BeetardedFoser: That is why i wish you to become a member of the church of the lord BeetardedFoser: to experience jesus's love like my family and i do
BeetardedFoser: What do you think?
BeetardedFoser: should i send you our informational packet and video free of charge?
blackdawn666: i dont think so
BeetardedFoser: Well, i have tried all i can say is i hope you find the Lord before it is too late
BeetardedFoser: Have a great day and God bless
blackdawn666: well, i dont think i will find the lord but oh well
blackdawn666: bye
BeetardedFoser: goodbye fallen soldier

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