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Bling-Bling cars = small penis People are stupid part 2 |
I was waiting in line for breakfast at the cafeteria about two weeks ago, and this obese lady was about three people in front of me. Now, when I say "obese" here, I don't mean a little overweight, I am talking about being so fat and out of shape that there is constantly a thin layer of sweat on your face and your skin is always clamy from your body exerting so much energy from strenuous tasks like supporting breathing and basic mobility. Of course this in itself is no big deal, lots of people are fat and far be it from me to make fun of some one for being overwight, but what she said pissed me off to no end. The cafeteria lady asked her if she wanted regular, grease-dripping, artery clogging animal innards, or vegtable-oil cooked, plant filled vegetarian sausages. "Princess" Obesity (she had on a shirt that said "princess", another thing I hate by the way) told the cafeteria lady, rather uppity might i add, "No way, give me the real sausage, that vegetarian stuff is bad for you." Now how in the hell could she possibly come to that conclusion? Anyone who eats in Bruce (the cafteria this occured in, and the only one with a vegetarian line) should have thought to themselves at some point or another, "hey, the kids that don't eat meat aren't fat." I suppose it could be deduced that some vegans are almost dangerously skinny to the point of emaciation, but I have never heard of a vegan or vegetarian falling down and not being able to get up, not being able to fit in theatre seats, or getting stuck half way into a man hole. Even if vegetarian sausage IS bad for you (which it isn't) at least being skinny doesn't lead to any heckles from fat people. What would they say? "Hey skinny, why don't you go eat some food? Are you too poor to eat constantly? I know why, because you're not cool enough to eat Little Debbie cupcakes and ho-ho's" Yeah, ouch. The thing that I still can't figure out is how she thought they were unhealthy. Just look at regular sausage, it's loaded with grease, the grease that seeps out from the FAT CELLS OF A DEAD ANIMAL. Next time you have some grease, rub it on your face. Then look at yourself in the mirror when you wake up the next day. See all those zits? That's from the "healthy" grease from animal flesh. Your arteries look like that. YUM! Now that I have beat this horse to death and can't think of anything else remotely witty or insulting to say, I'll end the rant. |