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I got very drunk last night. I had around 8 shots of vodka, two shots of bourbon, a martini, and I even snorted some vodka with three others at the party for some reason I still can't figure out. Needless to say, I blacked out and puked. Do you want to know how I know I puked if blacked out? Because my shoe smells like vomit. Do you know how pathetic that sounds? Having to find something out from smelling your shoe. Still, I wish everything in life was that easy, you could tell people what you did the day before by smelling your shoe. Back to my point though, the reason i'm writing this is not to be one of those stupid kids who brags about how drunk they got last night. Because how drunk I got last night is not something i'm proud of. In fact, it's quite the contrary. The purpose of this rant is to try to get some of you to realize that getting so drunk you black out isn't what college life is about nor is it cool. Now, I know I am not an expert on the matter of getting drunk. Actually you can count the times I have gotten drunk on one hand and a mutilated half of a hand with like only three fingers or so, and I regret two of those times. Those aren't good stats. It's not like alcohol tastes sooo good you would risk puking to drink it either, in fact it's the opposite, it tastes like shit. Take hard liquor, it burns your throat. I mean if something burns in your mouth, your bodies thrying to tell you "hey that doesn't belong here dipshit". Yet people still guzzle it like vampiric bears drinking the blood of humans. Now, I know it's quite addicting, but you'd think that the whole shitty taste/may lead to blackouts thing would make it easier for most to quit drinking. But alas, it doesn't. Maybe this is because one of alcohol's key powers are that it helps you escape your problems for as long as you're drunk. Though you may make some new problems while you're drunk. So it becomes a cycle of getting drunk, causing problems for yourself, getting drunk to escape those problems, and creating more problems for yourself in the process. This is only applicable if you're over 16, because no one under 16 has any problems so bad they have to drink to escape them. Seriously, why the hell would anyone under 16 get drunk? They're not even old enough to drive, let alone drive drunk, which is one of the funner things to experience while drunk. The only reason kids under 16 would ever get drunk is because they are casualties in the war on genetics. Just like some kids wear their parents clothes because they want to emulate them, these kids get drunk to emulate their parents, which leads to a lot of beaten up girlfriends. |