*Lance's TOP TEN List*
We noticed something horribly out of place in some recent *NSYNC pictures that we have seen... LANCE!
This is not to say however that Lance is out of place in *NSYNC, becuase we really do love Lance puppy and the puppy posse wouldn't be the puppy posse without him, it's just we don't think that he has been living up to his title as Expendible Boy (The Champion of Expendibility!) and has forgotten a few things that belong with his rank and station...
LANCE PUPPY'S TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS NEVER TO DO EVER...
- Stand in front of the other four puppies while on stage
- Stand in front of the four other puppies while at a photoshoot
- Say anything at an interview unless the four other puppies has spoken first, or you're the only one there
- Dance better than the other four puppies
- Dance in front of the other four puppies in concert
- Have more solos than the other four puppies
- Sing louder than any of the other puppies
- Sing any other part than bass
- Mention Mississippi, but we'll let that one slide...
- Be Non-Expendible!!! (Then who would be Expendible Boy, Lance Puppy, who?)