Okay, so if you know of the show Veggie Tales, den you be coo' yo. But if not, then this may take a bit of explaining to do on our behalf. We recommend veiwing out "Larry the Cucumber" link before reading this story, for full comprehension (wow that's a twenty-five cents word!).
SO without further ado... THE EXPLINATION!
Okay, so here's da dilly-yo...
Larry the Cucumber is this animated cucumber on the show Veggie Tales that likes to sing silly songs. One of our favorite silly songs he sings is the "I Love My Lips Song" (We recommend downloading it on Napster! Because if we could we would make it possible for you to downlaod it from here, but we ain't "computer guys" as JC so eloquently puts it. So we're dumb and can't do that yet!) Here is the exerpt from the song that we relate to Justin...
"Ten days after I turned eight, I got my lip stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed, and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar, and then I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar, who got stung by a bee, RIGHT ON THE LIP, and we couldn't even speak to each other until the fifth week because both of our lips were SO swollen, and then after we did start talking, Oscar could only speak in Polish, and I only knew, like, three words in Polish, but now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip; USTA!"
So being the smart girls we are, we NATURALLY thought about *NSYNC and what would it be like if Justin was in lip rehab with Oscar instead of Larry. We hope that clears up things for all of you out there... THANK YOU! :) NOW ONTO THE JUSTIN PART...
After a severe beating from JC put Justin in lip rehab, Justin came to know this kid in his hospital wing named Oscar. Justin would sit there each day, working his lips, practicing his singing for da fly honies in lip rehab and trying to teach Oscar the fine art of ghetto-speak. Everyday, Justin would go to Oscar and sit there and tell him word after word of ghetto, while Oscar would just sit there and smile and nod, smile and nod. Oscar couldn't say anything back because his lips were SO SWOLLEN because of the nasty bee sting that occured five weeks ago that put him in lip rehab. But then one day, Oscar found himself well enough to talk to his new found friend. Oscar didn't have many friends in lip rehab because he was Polish and couldn't speak English very well, but since his new friend, Justin, had taught him ghetto he wanted to thank him by teaching him Polish. So Oscar went to Justin and smiled and said "USTA" the Polish word for lip, as thanks for being such a good friend. And it was Oscars way of saying, "I'm glad we're both getting our of lip rehab soon". Justin got a confused look on his face, was quiet for a moment then said; "Whatchou be callin me, foo'? You wanna step? Dat BE IT!" and proceeded to wail on poor Oscar. Needless to say Oscar is now BCAK in lip rehab, and has a growing hatered of poofy haired, blond boys from Tennessee.
Poor Oscar, We've sent you a get well card, we hope you get out of lip rehab soon.
