Dear Lou,
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SMELL WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Anonamous (snicker snicker)
Wow, what can we say... That was uh, very discreet there, Chris, we don't think Lou will EVER guess it's you. Not in a million years, puppy...