You are a loser because:
For all you jackasses who actually view this site, I've decided to update it. Why?
Anyway, that being said, enjoy the update.
But perhaps at this point you're wondering, "Hey now, Tyler, what's in it for me?" Well I'll tell you:
To be announced
A magical boy went to the store and said to the store owner, "Sir, I would like to purchase some baking soda."
Well, the store owner was outraged, and in his anger, punched the magical boy, wherein the young boy sprouted a powerful plant of justice
which grew from his very flesh and shot mighty bolts of fire and lightning upon sodomites, heretics, and other assorted jerkoffs. Also Cati LeJeune is probably cooler than you are.