Hairy Bodies
Please shave your bodies
Hairy bodies
Wax your body right
Shave your back alright!
Oh my god your back's a reck
I think *Something* climbed up to your neck
Gonna bring the shaver
Gonna bring it now
Gonna take you to your one eyebrow
Do I have hair in my ears
Yeah
How bout on my neck
Yeah
Sprouting out of my nose
Yeah
God I am one hairy fool
*Oh you're cloggin up my pool!*
*Chorus*
Hairy bodies, yeah
Shave your body, yeah
Hairy bodies
Wax your body right
Shave your back alright!
Now everybody grab your backhair
And comb it way up in the air
Now paste it up under your arms
And now you look like Paula Cole
*That didn't ryhme!*
*Don't matter!*
Do I have hair in my ears
Yeah
How bout on my neck
Yeah
Sprouting out of my nose
Yeah
Everytime I kiss your check
I get hair caught in my teeth!
*Chorus X2*
SHAVE YOUR BACK ALRIGHT!!!