101 Reasons why Chris Shouldn't be an Nsync Member
- He's too old
- He acts like a child when actually he's freaking 30 some years old
- He is three times older than his so-called "best friend" (Justin)
- What was up with the dreads? I was not feeling the dreads!
- He sings too high and sometimes I get scared he thinks he's Mariah Carrey. Check please!
- His dog's name is Busta
- He's a freak! (nuff said)
- He thinks Busta Rhymes is actually his friend
- He's in a boy band! I mean at least be in a rock group or something but not a boy band...
- He thinks he's funny
- He sleep walks! lol (okay I don't really know if he sleep walks or not. I just thought it was funny)
- He has 12 and 13 year old girls running after him! (can we say Sexual Predator?)
- I wasn't able to pronounce his last name until yesterday! lol (It's true! What's the deal with that?)
- You can't even hear him when he sings. I mean the only song I've actually heard him sing is "Drive myself crazy" and that was only for a little part.
- I cannot stress the fact that he's freaking 30 some years old.
- When is he gonna be old enough that he can't dance and do all those other things that Justin does?
- Why is he so short?
- And what's up with him and that girlfriend of his? Danielle or something... They've broken up more than Donnie and Marie!
- Wasn't he on one of the episodes of "The Wild Thornberry's"? Yeah that monkey boy!
- I hate the fact that anyone in the audience of his concerts could be one of his children.
- I hate that fact that anyone in the audience of his concerts might be one his children.
- I hate the fact that anyone in the audience of his concerts is one of his children.
- He's old enough to date my mother for God's sake (that's scary)
- Or worse! He's old enough to date Brian's wife Leighanne! (Now, if that didn't scare you, I don't know what will...)
- Or even more worse! He's acutally old enough to be MY father!!! AHHHHH!!! (runs away screaming)
- He actually had to get a hair cut or better yet ditch the braids to stay in the band. Apparently, they were getting really bad ratings from the fashion police.
- I hate it when on the 2000 VMA's he screams out "Ladies"! Isn't that ironic?
- Okay so I can't complain about his hair because now it looks half decent but I can complain about the way he dances!
- Dude, where in the world did that over grown child learn how to dance like that? Certainly, not from me!
- He tries to be super funny when in fact he's just making a complete fool of himself. (okay I admit it! that was a bit harsh! lol)
- Have ya'll noticed that he doesn't pay attention to Lance? I don't know about you but I have!
- Have you noticed that he always has something stupid to say during an interview?
- Okay let's take a trip down memory lane! Remember that MTV interview of Nsync when Chris said "That is a politically incorrect statement to make"? That was one of his best quotes!
- I don't really know what the last one was about so I blame him for that.
- I also blame him for the sinking of the Titanic! I don't know exactly why but I do!
- I also blame him for Leonardo Di Caprio dying in the movie!
- I also thank him for that!
- I also blame him for being so damn stupid that this freaking list has to be so freaking long!
- I also blame him because 101 reasons are a lot and I'm gonna get carpoltonal (That disease you get from typing too much!)
- I also blame him for making me misspell that word!
- I also blame him because I think this is completely ridiculous and I don't know what convinced me into doing this.
- I would like to take this time to blame his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend (whatever she is now) for keeping Chris depressed the way he is.
- Even though he doesn't belong in Nsync because he's old and all I still think he's cute.
- I blame him because now I'm starting to fall in love with him because he's so stupid and infantile!
- Why does he have to be so damn cute?
- Why couldn't I just have hated him from the start?
- It's cause he's cute that's why!
- I blame him for the insanity in this world and I also would like him to pay for the bill my psychiatrist is gonna send me after I tell him that I'm in love with a 30 some year old guy and he's in a boyband.
- Are we at 101 yet?
- Are you getting bored?
- cause I kinda am...
- Okay so who's minding the list?
- I hate chris cause I just do! Life sucks doesn't it!
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