Fan Fiction
In Bed With Nick
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Nick's sexual Astrology:
Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox. You are experimental and love the unorthodox and the unusual
in sexual encounters, which you often undergo, for you are not afraid to follow your desires.
Ruled by Uranus, the unconventional god of the sky, you always aim high and wild, although your co-ruler,
Saturn, the god of karma and restriction, usually keeps your feet firmly on the ground.
An unconventional nature makes you impatient with less adventurous souls, while your powerful intellect
propels you into original thought and desire to take things to the limit in unusual directions.
Your sex-drive is not unduly strong, yet your need to explore and be stimulated sometimes gives others the
impression that your desires are rampant! Be that as it may, you are open to all forms of experimentation
(in the search for new knowledge) and the field of sexuality and relationships is no exception. You are
attracted to partners with interesting and unconventional minds (and bodies) and if their
sexuality is unconventional, well you'll play along at least until you've extracted a new chapter for your
own personal x-files.
You are a sucker for anything that breaks new ground. You are, however, able to view your body's activities
in quite a detached light, something that partners find difficult to understand. Admirers should be aware
of your need for experimentation and from time to time need for a lot of solitude to recharge your batteries.
Aquarius is most compatible with Gemini, Libra, Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius.
Turn him on!
Calves and ankles are Aquarius' hot spot. Put the heels of your hands at the bottom of the calf muscle
and gently push up towards the knees. Roll the muscle between your palms, working down. Feather-light
caresses around and on the ankles will get his motor runnin' faster than a new PlayStation. When it comes
to the nookie, any postion that allows contact with calves and ankles will increase Aquarius' satisfaction.
What he really likes:
When he's alone with a girl: He likes to go slow and enjoy the moment.
When Nick becomes affectionate, time seems to stop.
What he likes the most: Kissing and to be softly kissed on the lips and neck. (I'm DYING here people!)
What he dislikes: Fast caresses.
When he kisses: He almost always closes his eyes. He says it's due to shyness.
A caress that drives him crazy: That the girl touches his hair softly as if she were massaging it. To him,
his hair is the sexiest part of his body and he likes that the girl who is with him shares that feeling.
He also likes: The girl's navel and if they have any piercing or tattoos it is more exciting!
He likes to start with: A sweet, intense, and long embrace, those that are able to fuse two souls into one.
"It is the best way to break the ice," he says.
His favorite sensation: The hug he mentions before, but underwater.
His intimate dream: To make love in space.
His strongest confession: "I'm no expert in sex. But I think that if there is love, then the technique is
the least that matters."
With or without lights? Without, but with some candlelight in order to see something and create a
romantic atmosphere.
Always in silence: He doesn't like talking in between kisses. He prefers to say it all in a look.
He doesn't like: The hurries and being kissed in public or kissing a girl who smells like she has been
smoking. "I don't like to kiss ashtrays."
Condoms? What?
Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign, and one that is usually politically
correct. Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. They come colored hot pink and electric blue, and they
come with a battery pack to light up in the dark and French ticklers for extra stimulation. With Aquarius
condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as the MiXXe Maxim, "Things can change overnight; it
depends upon how late you stay up and with whom doing what." Since Aquarius is a social sign, Aquarian
condoms come in multi-packs and are detachable to share with your friends. Aquarius is the sign of the
water bearer. When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condom.