Yeah, we've heard the CD 150 billion times, but do you know what the songs REALLY mean? I do, cuz I speak a foreign language called *NSYNCish, so I pick up on this like whoa. :)
You wouldnt give it up to me, so I'm gonna find someone else who will!! Sample Lyric: "I know that I can't take no more/ It ain't no lie"
When you finally do decide to do someone, its gonna be me. Why? Cuz I'm in my 20's and worth 150 billion dollars, and did I mention I'm HOT? You'd be an ASS not to wanna do me! Sample Lyric: "There ain't no time to waste" - If you don't hurry up, I can find another girl VERY easily.
JC does drugs. A LOT. He said if we didn't let him write a song, he'd beat us all. We now present.. Space Cowboy! Sample Lyric: ""If you wanna fly, come and take a ride, take a space ride with a cowboy!" - Only in the mind of a drug addict, are there cowboys in outer space. Nuff said.
Oh yeah. You bought our album! You just made us MORE money! DAYUM. I'm getting paid to sing songs bragging about it. Wow. Sample Lyric: "Check is in the mail, I got it MADE"
What is your problem girl? I can't beleive you think you can find someone better than ME. Unbelievable! Women these days... Sample Lyric: "Cuz now I know the compititions very slim, to none" - Cuz we're NSYNC, duh.
I really need to get laid. Like really bad. Maybe if I say I'll love you forever you'll let me tap that ass.. Sample Lyric: "Without you in my life baby, I just wouldn't be living at all" - Killer line! SCORE!
I think you're like really hot. I really wanna sleep with you after the show tonight. Don't expect a phone call tomorrow, or EVER for that matter. Sample Lyric: "Baby your not the only one" - There's like 50 more before you, and 500 more after you. No tears girls!
Well, being that we ARE a boyband, we can't straight up sing about sex! So, let's try and be sneaky, write about cyber and phone sex, and call it a song about a chatroom!! (Yeah, and Giddy Ups about having a good time) Sample Lyric: All of them!!
Why don't you get really loaded, and then we can have some fun? Sample Lyric: "Just lose your mind, and let your body take control" - so that way you wont argue when I want to have sex.
See "This I Promise You"
Trust me girl, if you just sleep with me once, you will NOT regret it! Sample Lyric: "Well don't you worry I won't keep you waiting" - Meet me in my hotel room in 15 minutes..
Remember that girl I used to date in High School? The one I dumped when NSYNC made it big and I didn't need her anymore? DAMN.. It's 10 years later, no one knows me, and chicks only wanna talk to me cuz I WAS in NSYNC. Shit. Sample Lyric: "She was my once in a lifetime" - My only chance to get a girl that actually liked me for ME, and not my fame. Sniff.
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