So ok, I know that just about EVERY *NSYNC page has pick up lines, but ya know what? So does this one. And if you dont like it, TOO BAD! NOW READ! lol ...
1. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" ~Justin~
2. "I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you." ~JC~
3. "Hey we're single ready to mingle!" ~Lance~
4. "Sex is a killer wanna die happy?" ~Joey~
5. "Why are you there when I'm here?" ~Chris~
6. "Yo……is your daddy a terrorist? Cause you DA bomb!" ~Justin~
7. "(Motions with finger) Come here (They come over) WOW! If I can get you to come with this finger, imagine what I can do with five." ~JC~
8. "Is your last name Gillette?" "No…why?" "Cause baby you're the best a man can get!" ~Lance~
9. "What do you say we go out for pizza then screw?" "NO!" "What you dont like pizza?" ~Joey~
10. "Is you daddy a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons." ~Chris~
11. "Wanna learn how to box? get down on your knees and give me 50 blows to the head!" ~Justin~
12. "Your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?" ~JC~
13. "Did I ever tell you I'm from the South and I like to visit there frequently?" ~Lance~
14. "If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter,can i visit in between the holidays?" ~Joey~
15. "You must be from Pearl Harbor, cuz baby you're the bomb." ~Chris~
16. "They call me "Coffee." I grind so fine." ~Justin~
17. "That shirt looks very becoming, but then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too!" ~JC~
18. "Are those space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world!" ~Lance~
19. "Hi, my name is Joey, did I mention that I have a penis?" ~Joey~
20. "You look just like my third wife, of course I've only been married twice!" ~Chris~
21. "Hey girl, wanna get LUCKY with me and that slut who sings LUCKY?" ~Justin~
22. "If I pet you, would you follow me home?" ~JC~
23. "Hi. I'm an Astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus!" ~Lance~
24. "Is that a keg in your pants? `Cause I'd love to tap that ass!" ~Joey~
25. "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what I call FINE PRINT!!!" ~Chris~
26. "You sweet thang….want some of this?" "No" "Wassupwitdat hunnie?" ~Justin~
27. "Can I have a picture?" "Why" "Cause I wanna tell Santa Claus exactly what I want for Christmas this year." ~JC~
28. "I wish you were a Pony Carousel right outside of Wal-Mart so I can Ride YOU ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG. The good thing bout it is it's only quarter each time." ~Lance~
29. "Let's drop all the B.S. and just do it." ~Joey~
30. "Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?" ~Chris~
31. "Ever heard of Toy Story? Well how bout you be Little Bo Peep and I will be your Woody!!" ~Justin~
32. "Wassup girl? You just won a toy!!! You can play with me all night long!!" ~JC~
33. "My name is Lance - remember that - you'll be screaming it all night long" ~Lance~
34. "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away." ~Joey~
35. "I can't find my puppy,can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room." ~Chris~
36. "Well? Have you saved enough to take me out yet?" ~Justin~
37. "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" ~JC~
38. "Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes." ~Lance~
39. "Let's Get Naked!!!" ~Joey~
40. "Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them." ~Chris~
41. "If I said you had a nice BOD-DAY, would you hold that against me?" ~Justin~
42. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag." ~JC~
43. "Do you have a licsense to drive me that crazy?" ~Lance~
44. "Do you know how to use a whip?" ~Joey~
45. "Babe! You look so fine I could drink your bathwater!" ~Chris~
46. "Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do you body good." ~Justin~
47. "You've been a bad girl, now go up to my room!" ~JC~
48. "Baby, I'm an American Express lover…you shouldn't leave home without me." ~Lance~
49. "Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get `em while they are still hot!" ~Joey~
50. "Do you wanna see something swell?" ~Chris~
51. "Are you a virgin?" "No." "Prove it!" ~Justin~
52. "Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here" ~JC~
53. "You must be Jelly, cause Jam don't shake like that." ~Lance~
54. "Nice stems…what time do they open?" ~Joey~
55. "I hope you know medical treatment?" "Why?" "Cause I'm gonna have some weird marks on my penis." ~Chris~
56. "You're on my mind today, but I'd prefer you on my bed." ~Justin~
57. "Let me check the tag on you shirt, I want to see if it says "Made In Heaven." ~JC~
58. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." ~Lance~
59. "I'm a gift from me to you - unzip and see a package waiting for you." ~Joey~
60. "Girl, if I were a fly I would be all over you cause you DA shit and I wanna say "yum yum gimme some." ~Chris~
61. "You wanna have kids?" "No!!!" "To bad it's gonna be me." ~Justin~
62. "I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?" ~JC~
63. "The world is gonna end wanna be my partner and start the world again?" ~Lance~
64. "I have the F, I have the C, I have the K, now all I need is U!!!" ~Joey~
65. "Wanna have kids?" "NO"." "Well then can we practice?" ~Chris~
66. "Nice pants, can I test the zipper?" ~Justin~
67. "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long." ~JC~
68. "My package is busting out!" ~Lance~
69. "Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long." ~Joey~
70. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" ~Chris~
71. "Hunnie please *says in a harsh voice* step away cause your melting the ice in mah Frootie-Tootie-Bam-Bam-Sha-BAM drink." ~Justin~
72. "I wish I didn't have a girlfriend." "Why?" "Cause right now I wanna kiss you." ~JC~
73. "Would you touch me so I can say that I've been touched by an angel?" ~Lance~
74. "Do you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out mah package!" ~Joey~
75. "Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?" ~Chris~
76. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock." ~Justin~
77. "Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bobo?" ~JC~
78. "I lost my phone number…can I borrow yours?" ~Lance~
79. "Sweet Fly Hunnies dig mah package and me too." ~Joey~
80. "My name's Secret, strong like a man, but made for a woman!" ~Justin~
81. "Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right,and I'll do it your way right away." ~JC~
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