ORLANDO- It was a tragic day in the boyband world. Two hugely successful groups cam together for an event that rocked a nation of teenyboppers. The wonderfully choreographed performances and greatly harmonized singing delighted everyone and seemed to have brought together to rival groups. But what happend backstage shocked the world. Two boybands may have entered the arena, but only one left.
It is a well know fact that *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys are enemies. BSB, as they are known, became jealous of *NSYNC's great success following the release of their 2000 album No Strings Attached. The Boys made attacks on *NSYNC, saying that they copied their performances, writing style, as well as everything else. Kevin, the oldest member of BSB, is remembered for telling *NSYNC, "find your own identity."
After months of biting their tongues, the *NSYNC men were finally fed up after AJ, the "bad boy" of BSB, wrote "Bye Bye Bye *NSYNC! Backstreet's back!" all over *NSYNC's dressing room. That, on top of the fact that BSB won "Best Pop Group of the Year" at the recent American Music Awards, which they obviously did not deserve, sent Justin Timberlake and his *NSYNC bandmates over the edge. "I could not stand the sight of them anymore", Timberlake said. "There's just so much a person, or group in this case, can take." So, after an amazing performance Wednesday night, *NSYNC decided to take care of BSB for good.
JC Chasez of *NSYNC stated that their plan was not definate before the show. "We really didn't have a final plan of how to kill them before the concert started, but our minds were constantly thinking during the show," Chasez told us. "We wanted to do something that would leave a mark on the world though." In the end, Chris Kirkpatrick came up with a plan. "First, we decided to hit them where it hurt. So we thought, 'what means the most to them?' and we came up with dancing and singing, even though they were never really good at it", Kirkpatrick stated in the press conference. "But since that would not make a difference in the world, we decided to just break their necks."
After the murders, *NSYNC confessed and are now locked up in the state prison. Millions of fans have already pledged their loyalty to the band and have stated that they will support them 100%. There will be a court hearing next month, where the men hope to have all charges dropped, because they did a great deed for their country by ridding it of horrible music. Written by: Superstar75
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