Jay: Now, you guys are big sports fans, right?
Joey and Lance: Yeah.
Jay: All right, let's see how you do on sports cliches.
Joey: *Looking at Jay's notecards.* Answers in there?
Lance: Can we edit this so I look like I'm smart?
Jay: I don't think we do that much editing. "Let's win one for the -- ?"
Joey: Team?
Jay: No. Very famous quote.
Lance: Skip-- Gipper.
Jay: Gipper. Who was the Gipper?
Lance: I have no clue.
Jay: Who played the Gipper?
Lance: Gilligan and the Gipper.
Jay: Who played the Gipper?
Lance: I have no clue.
Jay: I'll give you a hint. He was a former president.
Joey: Uh, Ronald Reagan?
Jay: Is that your answer?
Joey: I guess.
Jay: Can you think of any other former presidents?
Joey: It's the only person that was an actor, right? *Joey's voice cracks on the word "person."*
Jay: *Imitating Joey's cracked voice* Only person?
Joey: *Imitating Jay* I'm almost up to puberty.
Jay: Only person?
Jay also asked people to finish the quote "If you can talk the talk, walk the walk." He'd then ask people if they could do "the walk." At the end of the segment was a collage of people doing "the walk" to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way," and Lance was shown for a split second.
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