"He's (Chris) going to die his hair blue and we'll be Fire and Ice." ~*Rosie*~
"She stole my ice cream." ~*speaking about Janet Jackson*~
"Oh, Elton John..."
"I smell like flowers!" ~*MTV's All Access*~
"This mushroom walks into a bar...whew, this is real funny... and the bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind.' And the mushroom says...get this..., 'I'm a fun-gi'...I told you I don't tell good jokes."
"I don't know when it's all gonna stop, but I hope it doesn't" ~*Pay-Per-View Special*~
"You see, JC matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of fifteen and he's going downhill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep!" ~*To a British reporter*~ Thats what the guys THINK he is doing ... really we're getting in on - JC and I, NOT me and Joey *shudders* BAD image ..
"Helloooo!" *~Making the Video*~
"Oh boy!" ~*Making the Video*~
"You heard it here first....Dissed!" ~*Rosie's Backstage Pass*~
"Yeah, Barney should eat all the Teletubbies and then die of indigestion or something." ~*Pepsi Chart Top 3*~ LMAO .. Amen to that Joey!
"We're into the Backstreet Boys..." ~*SNL*~ Oh God no .. tell me it isnt true! PLEASE!!
"No, no. I don't want that burger, you know, hold the pickle. Whatever." ~**NSYNC Live*~ Cmon Joe!! YOu know you want it!
"I don't think Mama Bass was happy about that one." ~**NSYNC Live*~
"You don't mind if I make out with you?" ~**NSYNC Live*~ Sure! Why not? But, uh, after we are done can you send JC over here?
"I got a bubble wrap butt." ~**NSYNC Live*~
"Even though they beat me up you all lose, HA!" ~**NSYNC Live*~
"I've got big hips." ~*Making the Video*~
"Hello my name is Bobby"
"You're always on my mind"
"My wildest fantasy is a big pool of J-E-L-L-O.... That's all I'm saying... You know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of J-E-L-L-O."
"Just look closely. Do we look normal?!?" Hell no. You dont have to look closely to see that!
"I don't play like a girl, I just can't play!" *~Talking about his basketball skills*~
"Okay... do you guys laugh at my jokes ‘cuz they're funny or ‘cuz they suck?"
"See? They think I'm funny, I really am!"
"How can you dance hammy?"
"I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but it's fun." Yea - but is it fun for her?
"Yay, yay, yay! I'm gonna pee in my pants!" ~*Said before going on the "Mr. Freeze" rollercoaster ride*~ How old are you? 23? *shakes head*
"We wear spandex sometimes under our clothes, because we do a lot of heavy dancing and... um.. uhh, nevermind." Thank you for stopping Joey .. I appreciate it!
"She thinks I look like Bozo the clown." *~Talking about what his mom thinks about his red hair*~
"Our fans are so loyal that even if our name was changed they'd know we were still around." Well no duh! You guys would still look the same! Lordy ...
"Do you know where the *NSYNC concert is? We're looking for the *NSYNC concert." ~*MTV's All Access*~
"I picked my nose when I was younger, therefore I have large nostrils."
"When people are down I try to cheer them up, I'm always happy."
"Actually I scored ten points, actually."
"I stay up as late as I can, so when I get on the flight, I just pass out."
"A big pool of Jello, that's all I'm gonna say!" ~*On his fantasy*~
"Hang out in Jello!"
"If you curse you have to say 'nookie'."
"Whatever you do I do too, I think I just don't play hop-scotch."
"I Want You Back is like I'm a jerk, I'm a retard and I'm really sorry." ~*On "I Want You Back"*~
"Mostly the bodyguards snore, but Chris snores too."
"Interesting...I was pushed in a closet like in the old movies and we didn't know how to kiss so we just opened and used our mouths, I didn't know what to do."
"Just good humor, not the ice cream"
"I don't know, ask them!"
"My first date I got dumped, I took her to a movie and she dumped me, I guess the movie wasn't that good."
"One time Lance was sleeping and I put whipped cream on his head, he wasn't too happy about it but it was pretty funny."
"It braided and it fits Chris"
"Justin is trying to catch fies."
"Does anyone have a pool because I can put Jello in it."
"What I want for Christmas is my two front teeth"
"No I never skinny dip, but if I had a pool of Jello, I might have too."
"Underwear, like moms always says, you have to have clean underwear and socks."
"It's fun to be famous because you always get free ice cream at McDonalds."
"No, I don't do good in school."
"Clothes, I wouldn't want to run a round naked!"
"Guys would be like, 'How do you talk to all these girls?' I was like, 'Man, go to dance class!'"
"Lance was sleepin! I woke him up!...Goodnight!"
Never drink Yoo-Hoo and eat pickles at 7:00 in the morning."
"He's always picking up his dog, pettin' him, and putting him back down." *~On Chris and Busta*~
"We are gonna dance our asses off!"
"Yes... a nice ass!"
"You don't want to give back to our fans a piece of crap, basically, so we have a lot of influence on everything that goes through *NSYNC."
"If you got the pool, I got the Jell-O."
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a NUT ... It's not really very funny, is it?"
"My brother has a kid, my nephew. The funny thing is that my brother goes out on the road with me a lot, and when he's not home, his son, Nicholas, stays with our mom. So mom would show Nicholas a picture of my brother only I was in the picture as well. So when I ask Nicholas what my name is he calls me dada too -- he knows he's wrong, but it's a joke. He calls me dada, not uncle Joe."
"I don't have a Superman tattoo on my butt, I swear" "I don't have a Superman tattoo on my butt, I swear" *coughBullshitcough*
"They may say we're clean-cut boys, but not clean-shaven."
"No, not yet, thank goodness." ~*On if he's dating long term*~ Why do they lie to us? Why?
"As far as I know, no. I hope I don't." ~*On if he has any kids*~ This is the Joey we all know and love!! *laughs* See? This is why I love Joey!
"Oh, me and my dad are there rooting them on, ha ha!" ~*On if it's embarrassing to watch love sences with his parents*~ *shakes head* Like father, like son. Can you imagine being the mother in that household? Poor lady ... wait ... I can imagine ... it might not be so bad ... HEY! Can I be a Fatone?
"My wildest fantasy is a big pool of jello....that's all i'm saying...you know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of jello." *note to self* Stay away from large pools of jello ...
"JC's just cheesy"
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