*NSYNC Rap!

Here is a funny rap song that I think I found in a news letter. If I got it from you, please let me know and I will put your name on here somewhere.



credit -- ChEeRiNgChIcK986

Brace yourselves, It's the *Nsync Rap! Hahaha. Straight from the ghettos of Mississippi, here we go!


Chris: Here's a little rhyme we gotta bust About da 5 bad brothers for whom you lust We made up da group in F-L-A With Lansten, Christo, and Triple J.
Justin : My name is Justin Timberlake and I'm a hottie All the girlies love me 'cause I gots a body I give a little shimmy, I give a little thrust Girls wanna hit it with me, I'm the object of their lust. I'm 6'3", and even though Nick is taller He's got ten chins, and I'm a badass baller My hair's a bit curly, so what if that's true A brother's gotta keep it real, what more can I do? Even though my hair is big, I still keep it crunk All the girlies say they wanna see my junk. I've got the hook-up, I'm banging Britney Spears I tell Chris I like him just so he will buy me beer.
Chris : Wait a minute J, are you tellin' a lie? Or do ya wanna be a b*tch and make a brotha cry? Man, all those times you said I was funny
Justin : Shut yo' mouth, Chris, you've still got your money. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, that ain't right But hate me 'cause you can ride this sh*t all night. The name's JRT, b*tch, you better recognize I got the best lookin' ass of all these guys.
JC : Yo get off the mic, J, it's time to get real My timbs, and my baggy jeans, y'all wanna feel I'm a sexy mofo, and I know for a fact No one can mess wit' me because I'm on crack. I cruise all day, and I score all night Just 'cause I'm Christian don't mean I ain't tight. Even though I'm skinny, I'm still 100% man I steal all the solos whenever I can. You may think it's whack I play jazz all day But take a look at Lansten, that boy looks gay!
Lance : Damn it JC, don't act like a prick. It ain't my fault I used to look like a chick. Now I'm MONEY, and I'm gettin' Ass. Say my name bitch, I'm Lance BASS. I might not be Clark Gable, I aint James Bond But now that Justin's roots grew in, I'm the token blond!
Justin : Yo Lansten, wuz up wit dat, you dissin the curl? Don't be so b*tchy, you still look like a girl.
Joey : My name's Joey, and I'm not skeezy I'm not fat, I'm not stupid, and I'm not easy. I've never had sex, or any such thing
Justin : Get out of here, b*tch, who said you could sing?
Chris : My name's Chris, and man, I'm funny! All the girls want me just because I have money! I play football, and I can really tell a joke. Justin likes to club with me, and snort lines of coke. I've got a dog Busta, he crapped in Justin's bunk I guess J didn't think that was very crunk. Ha ha, get it? I crack myself up! And everybody loves me now because of my pup. I use my dog for attention, I'll admit that it's true But now that I cut my hair, y'all love that too!
Helena : Hold up, y'all, give a sista a damn break, Hand over the mic so I can set the record straight. This just ain't workin, take it from a girl. All this wannabe rappin's gonna make me hurl.
JC : Hold up woman, you sound straight bitter. What's with the acrylics and the body glitter? Who do you think you are, wearing all that pleather?
Listen good, b*tch, they call me Helena Y'all ain't crunk, and you don't have thug appeal, And no, I don't like it when JC keeps it real. Justin, who you kidding, in that baby blue, the guys at my school are better ballers than you. You're a bunch of white boys, and you sing POP. You can't rap for nothing, and it's time you STOP.
Justin : What you sayin', girl, you callin me a failure?
Helena : Baby, shut your mouth and let's head back to my trailer.

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