When Boredom sets in....

Stupid Poems


When we recently got together to fill out soundcheck party passes, we decided to decorate the envelopes before we put the applications in. Be cautioned that some of these are kinda racey. Here are some of the rejected poems:

Roses are red
Violets are orange
We love Nsync!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oakland is a cool place
Nsync's bedrooms would be too!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We love Nsync
And Johnny too!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We love Nsync
How about you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We love Nsync
But we hate Lou!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Joey is phat
And so are you!

Roses are red
Violets are orange
We know it doesn't rhyme,
But it sounds like porange

Roses are red
Violets are black
I wanna get (insert Nsync member's name here)
In the sack


And the winning poem that ended up on our envelope is...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Help us meet Nsync
And make our dreams come true!


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