next to them. Enjoy!
Juby's Crunk Songs
Doin' It *Ice Cube* ...you can do it put yo ass into it...HAHA! Justy can do it, puts his thrusts into it...
Forgot About Dre *Dr. Dre f/Eminem* ..now days everybody wanna talk like they got sumpthin ta say, nothin' comes out when I move my lips..Juby speaks in jibberish..(I can so see J flow this)
Hangin' Tough *NKOTB*...listen up everybody if ya wanna take a chance..just get on the floor and do the *NSYNC dance!! (I could so picture Juby waving his arms from side to side chanting "HANGIN' TOUGH")
Can I get A... *Jay-Z* Dis be Justy's song yo...Jay-Z be his boy..
Pretty Fly for a White Guy *Offspring* Not reall an explaination needed, this says Justy a little bit more then his home boy up there.
ICE ICE BABY *Vanilla Ice* Justy's soon to be new name, the thought of this song is pure Justin.
My Name Is... *Eminem* ..I grew up to be a famous rapper...
What's my Name? *Snoop Dogg* ..What's my mothaf*ckin' name?...JUSTIN TIM-BERLAAKE...
It's All about da Benjamins *Puff Daddy f/Notorious B.I.G* That's all Justin needs I guess..da Benjamins!
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems *Notorious B.I.G f/Puffy and Mase* ...10 years from now, WILL he still be on top??
Feel Me Flow *Naughty by Nature* here we go now..holler if you hear me yo..come and feel me flow..(justy and all dat beatboxing)
Ghetto Supastar *Pras f/Mya & O.D.B* The title says it all...ghetto supastar, Justin that is what U are..
For All You All *Da Brat* ..Who's that makin' that funky noise??..
Ruff Ryders Anthem *DMX/Ruff Ryders* ..STOP! DROP! Shut 'em down open up shot! OH-NO! Dats how * N Sync boys roll! *LOL*
Gettin Jiggy Wit It *Will Smith* One reason for this..cuz Justin always is beatboxing this at their shows..it's his little song.
I'm too Sexy *Right Said Fred* ..I'm too sexy for myself...too sexy for myself..too sexy it hurts...
Playaz Club *Rappin' 4-Tay* Not that Justin IS a playa..hehe...with that fro he got, he's one of the suckas *LOL*
Rapper's Delight *Def Squad* ..rockin' to the bang bang boogie, said up jumps the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogedy beat....
If I ruled the World *Nas f/Lauryn Hill* ..if I ruled the world...We wouldn't let that happen for Justin, would we?
SuperPimp's Crunk Songs
Thong Song *Sisqo* ...thighs like what, what, what...all nite long..LET ME SEE THAT THONG!! Thong-thong-th-thong thong! And he requested it! =oP
Let's Get it On Tonight *Montell Jordon* ...pretty much self explanitory...girl if it's alright, lets go somewhere and get it on tonight! WOOHOO!
I'll be Loving You Forever *NKOTB*..The title explains why I somehow think of Joey...I'll be loving you forever-all this love's for you and me...*LOL* Jordan Knight was the best! I saw NKOTB and remember what Jordan was wearing even when he sang this!
Nobody *Keith Sweat* ...and who can freak ya like me-NOBODY...who can do you all night long?--Nobody baby! =P *LOL*
Take on Me *A-HA* ...take..on..me....take...me..on... Memeber that song? I dunno, it's just the video that reminds me of Joey I guess cuz I wish I could be reading a comic and have Joey in it and come to life!!
So Anxious *Ginuwine* ..soo anxious...me at 11:30..Joey lovin' when I'm talkin' dirty..(personal note: I love this song! to me..it says Joey all over it)
No Diggity *Blackstreet* ..I like the way he works it...NO Diggity!
Giddy Up *N Sync* Uh...it's pretty much self explanitory..Giddy Up Joe! *LOL*
Sweet Lady *Tyrese* ..sweet lady..won't you be my,sweet love for, our lifetime...(i'd be Joey's sweet lady) =)
Pony *Ginuwine* ...i'm horny...let's do it..jump on it..my pony..
Anywhere *112* ..i wanna hear you scream my name...we can do it anywhere...
Bump'N Grind *R.Kelly* ...I don't see nothin' wrong, with a little bump 'n grind baby..(hey I don't think there's nothin' wrong.. hehe)
My Way *Usher* ...Jo likes it MY WAY...MY WAY...what I say goes, cuz I'm in control..(sorry, had to put myself in that)
Nice & Slow *Usher* ..I just wanna take it nice and slow..(SURE HE DOES!)
Too Close *Next* ...girl your dancin' real close...you're makin it hard for me...
Give it to You *Jordan Knight* ..Baby U know that I'll give it to you..your body needs a man like me...(That's another song for me..)
Superfreak *Rick James* This is pretty much self explanitory...he's a supafreak!
Bill,Bills,Bills *Destiny's Child* ...U triflin', good for nothin' type of brotha..why haven't i found anotha..a baller, when times get hard he's one to help me out..(This actually has 2 meanings for Joey. He could be the scrub or could be the baller)
What's it Gonna Be? *Busta Rhymes f/Janet Jackson* ...gonna make your body wet...me on you, you on me, whats it gonna be?(that's all that needs to be said)
Nookie *Limp Bizkit* Another self explanitory one...I did it all for the nookie..c'mon the nookie..
Faith *Limp Bizkit* ..would it be nice, if I could touch your body...(YES IT WOULD!)
Let's Get it On *Marvin Gaye* NOW THIS IS SELF EXPLANITORY
Big Poppa *Notorious B.I.G.* ...Joey likes it when I call him Big Poppa..
Doin' It *LL COOL J* Yet another self thought out song...doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well...
Back That Ass Up *Juvenile* ..girl you looks good won't you back that ass up...
Freak Me *Silk* Self- explanitory...lemme lick you up and down..till you say stop..
Freaks of the Industry *Digital Underground* ..he's a freak of the industry, and when you see him backstage, he likes to G..
Sex You Up *Color Me Badd* ..oooohh..I wanna sex you up...all night...
My love is the SHH.. *Something For the People* ..girl you'll never find another UH..as good as this, so U better represent, cuz my love is the SHHH..da bomb baby!
Luv 2 Luv Ya *Timbaland & Magoo* ...ooh..luv to luv to luv ya...
Mambo #5 *Lou Bega* ..a little bit of Erica by my side..a little bit of Leticia's all I need...(I can be in this song too dammit..I mean look at how many chicks this guy says)
Red Light Special *TLC* ..baby I'm yours, if you want me tonite..he'll give me the Phat-One Special all through the nite...hehe (Joey gives his own special)
Playaz Club *Rappin 4-Tay* I know Juby's got this too but Joey's in the Playaz Club too yo!
I'll make Love to You *Boyz II Men* Self explanitory, and yes he will, like I want him too all through the night *LOL* =)
Allstar *Smashmouth* ..hey now you're an allstar..get yo game on, go play..(he can play cuz he be pimpin' it)
Feels So Good(Bad Boy) *Mase* ..bad bad bad bad bay..you make me feel so good...(I HAVE TO SAY IT, BUT YES HE IS)
How Do you want It? *2pac* ..how do you want it..how does it feel..
Fix *Blackstreet* hehe...this is the funniest song...U can call me if you need a fix baby...
Eat It *Weird Al* ..O.K..I put this up because it kinda reminds me of Joe..but it's not THAT funny...I just let this one slide..
You Got It *N Sync* ..one reason for this..that roll thing Joey does when he's like gettin' freaky with himself..
Albino's Crunk Songs
Man, I feel Like a Woman *Shania Twain* ..ooh oh oh oh..totally crazy...men's shirts short skirts..LMAO! MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN! Now that song endores Revlon, which makes it even more funny..Scoop feels like a woman..sometimes..
Let's Get it On *Marvin Gaye* ...he sang it on Snowed In and sounded damn good. I could so picture him singing this with some candles and wine.. =o)
Nice Guys Finish Last *Green Day* The title explains it all. That's what the song says anyway. I do believe that nice guys always finish last and YES I'm admitting Lance is a nice guy and I shouldn't pick on him so much...HAHA YEAH RIGHT! GO ELLEN!!
She Works Hard for the Money *Donna Summer* Um..title is enough said...you be workin' real hard huh Lance? (Juby props again to Jill..U crunk girl!)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun *Cyndi Lauper* ...cuz gilrs just wanna have fu-un! Y'all know Lance does.
King For A Day *Green Day* ..King for a day, princess by dawn...just wait till all the guys get a load of me! (All the guys already have Lance..they want your # boy!) *LOL*
Material Girl *Madonna* ...livin' in a material world, cuz i'm just a material girl...LMAO!
Thank God I'm a Country Boy *John Denver* self explanitory..life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle..THANK GOD I'M A MISSISSIPPI BOY!! LMAO! This is so Lance.. =)
Just A Girl *No Doubt* ...He's just a girl...some kind of freak, cuz they won't let him drive late at night..(or at all for that matter)
We Are Family *Sister Sledge* ...we are family...I got all my horses and me.. LMAO!!
I Could Never be Your Woman *White Town* ..but I guess what they say is true,I could never be the right kind of girl for U..I could never be your woman..
Rodeo *Garth Brooks* ..and he called the thang RODEO....
Giddy Up *N Sync* Uh..another self-song..but he swears it's not about horses!
Cowboy *Kid Rock* hehe...self song for Poofoo..cuz he's a cowboy...
Dear Momma *2Pac* ..and my plan is to show you that I understand..you are appreciated..(I found a nice song for Lance and one that U can't really make fun of him..well...no, he's a momma's boy!! Did U iron your clothes Lance?)
I'm so Excited * ?? * I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it... (if anyone knows who sings this e-mail me! Juby props to Jill for this too!)
I know What Boys Like * ?? * ..I know what boys like..boys like...boys like me... LMAO! (Much thanx to my best friend Jill for that)
Spaz's Crunk Songs
I get Around *2Pac* ...I get around..round and round, round she goes...I would give this to Juby, but JC knows the all the lyrics and was flowing with them..GO Spazzers!
Bye Bye Bye *NSYNC*...he's spazzing up tonite..I'm prolly gonna start a fight..take your meds and he'll be alright..O.K. Didn't make sense, but he spazzes his lil heart out to this song
Geek Stink Breath *Green Day* ...no self control..I'm blowin' off steam with ..methanphetmine....(sounds like Spaz to me...fears needles...sure...)
Purple Haze *Jimi Hendrix* ..purple haze... that's what JC sees every night..REHAB anyone??
Fly *Lenny Kravitz* ..I wish that I could fly..so very high...(Not with those skinny arms you ain't) =)
The Perfect Drug *NIN* ..U are the perfect drug..the perfect drug...WE KNOW SPAZ..WE KNOW..
I got 5 on It *Luniz* ..I got got 5 on it...messin' with that indo weed...(stay away from the drugs...away!)
Gin & Juice *Snoop Dogg* ..rollin' down the street smokin'....(Lisa, take this boy to a health center..get him clean)
Buddy Holly *Weezer* ..oohweeooh..I look just like buddy holly...(when ya think about it, da Spazman kinda does look like him, without the glasses)
Flagpole Sitta *Harvey Danger* ..paranoia, paranoia...everybody's comin' to get me...(see what that crack/caffenine does to you?)
Brain Stew *Green Day* ..I'm having trouble tryin' to sleep...I'm countin' sheep but runnin' out...f*cked up and spun out in my room...
Down Low *R. Kelly* ...keep it on the down low..nobody has to know...*sniff**sniff* (he's in his stash again)
Song 2 *Blur* ...woohoo..i got my head checked...(JC props to Lisa for this..yo Spaz needs his head checked)*LOL*
High & Dry *Radiohead* ...don't leave me hiiiiigh, don't leave me dryyyyyy....(yo JC, yo supplier won't leave you dry buddy,high maybe, but never dry) LMAO!!
Tired of Waiting *The Kinks* ..so tired..tired of waiting..tired of waiting for you...(when isn't Spaz tired?)
Bedtime Stories *Madonna* Not so much the song, but the title..that's all JC needs to fall asleep...
Papa Smurf's Crunk Songs
All the Small Things *Blink 182* ..all the small things...Chris is one of them..He's the Keebler! LMAO!
Put Your Hands Where my Eyes can See *Busta Rhymes* ..if you really wanna party with me..let me see what you got fo' me..put all yo hands where my eyes can see..(U need to put your hands pretty close, I mean he's old, what do you expect?)
Funktafied *Da Brat* ..cuz we're so funktafied...make you move from side to side...
Basket Case *Green Day* ...sometimes I give myself the creeps...(I would too if uh..i had Chris' smooth looks..) *LOL*
What's My Age Again? *Blink 182* Self Explanitory...what's my age again? what's my age again?...(he's so old, he can't remember) =) LMAO! (Thanx to Jill again for this one)
I'm Gonna Be(500 miles) *The Proclaimers* Not having any humor really, but I think of Chris when I hear it all thanks to N the Mix!
I Wish *Skee-Lo* Another self-explanitory beat..I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish i was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...(KEEP ON WISHING CHRIS!!) =)
Unpretty *TLC* LMAO!! This is yet another self explanitory Chris song...so damn unpretty...*LOL*
Loser *Beck* ..I'm a loser baby..so why don't ya kill me...(I wouldn't kill him, but I agree with the first part)
Jump Around *House of Pain* ..get off your seat and jump around...
No Scrubs *TLC* ...you're lookin' like trash, can't get with a deadbeat ass...no.....scrubs...
What About Your Friends? *TLC* This has nothing to do with the song, it's just the thought of Chris even having friends. *LOL*
Like A Virgin *Madonna* ..Uh..no comment for me b/c I can't stop laughin'. You get the picture from this though...