So..first off, the damn thing took forever to start. There were way to many promos for it. I mean, it woulda been cool if they would've stopped AFTER the damn thing started, but oh well.
Anyhoo-the beginning...what was that? Those chicks were annoying and stupid. Then after all that, we actually see Lonny being smart and counting!!! He counted up to 5! I guess thats each member. Way to go guy! After all that, we hear the guys yack about being exhausted, and JC giving us a preview on what he looks like when he's on crack! *LOL* The WOW factor cracked me up. How many times did each guy say everyday?? I don't know, lost count after Lance explained it. Onto the stage...I love Justy and Chris's little dances while moving their slow asses to the stage. hehe. Oh yeah, then I get to see my pimp daddy beat on those bad boy drums!! Woohoo! One question...does Chris really look cuter as a cartoon? I think not! hehe..he was pretty upset 'bout getting his hair redone...*LOL* CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY JOEY WAS HELLA HUGGIN' ON THOSE SLUT CHICKS TAKING PIX? EEWWW! Well, I know he's a pimp and all, but we'll get onto the reasons later...One more question, why is it throughout the ENTIRE behind the scenes thing, I always hear Mr. Mississippi talking? It's not that I don't like Lance, but he's always talking.Blah blah blah from Chris and how they set up the venue...does he ever shut up too? They should've just interviewed him and Lance.
Onto the BEST & THE WORSTS. THIS CRACKED ME UP THE MOST. Does anyone else think they were really mean on Joey?? They were sooo mean. Sure it was funny, but y'all don't have to rub it in to him. MEANIES! Anyhoo, we all learn a little somethin' somethin' about all of them. Chris is a bad driver...which I would expect, only due to the fact that rollerblades and a car are two different things. Lance- bad driver too huh? Being from Mississippi and all...hehe, and what was that joke again Lancey? Who says Joey has a messy room?? Not when he's with me. *LOL* And I can now legally say that I'm Joey's girlfriend!! He said I was..didn't you hear him? Funniest Joey part...the entire remote control explanation...he changes the channel right when it get's good to piss everybody off! *LOL* JC, now that boy needs to leave my boy alone! Who's he callin' a hammy dancer? Just cuz he spaz's all over the place.*LOL* Not to mention he's a little slow with jokes...see what the crack does to you?...One of the best parts, where I think I may have soiled myself, was the entire MILK IT! So, Joey milks it on stage when he performs...but Lance did the wrong kind of milkin'!!*LMAO* Naughty, naughty! YES YES YES!! THEY ALL TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER!! Lance just talked my ears off, so I didn't quite catch what everyone else had to say about everyone else...*LOL* We all know basically about all the guys, but they insisted on giving us a rundown on each other. Lance has no right to be sayin' Joey's Flirty Spice!! He knows how I feel about that. *LOL* I had to give props to JC, because I think the one thing he actually said nice about Joey the entire interview was that my Superman had charisma. Yes he does! Not to mention he's got lots of other attributes that I love....hehe =) Why..why did they have Joey's brother Steve in this? He needs to get a real job. I woulda booted his ass out a long time ago. No one cares about what he does for *N Sync if his jobless ass does anything. He is kinda cute though..but I only have eyes for a certin phat-one. That was basically the entire half hour show....now...onto what y'all been waiting for..
GLOW PEOPLE?? NOPE...IT WAS *N SYNC!! As strange neon freaks! Then it all begins with Here We Go, and the beginning of the ALL-NIGHT THRUSTS!! hehe....that's why I bought it! After a few yes, yes, yes, here we goes...They go onto one of Joey's songs..You Got It! More thrusting and Joey even sings a part in this. YES! After calmin' down, we hear Spazman yap about For The Girl...and how its a love song..yada yada, and a big intro where they bring out some skanky chicks on stage and of course, guess who gets the trashiest looking ones? My daddy- Joey! The chair things they did- AWESOME! The guys were gettn' a little too friendly with the chairs though...if ya know what I'm sayin'...hehe I think Joey's 2 chicks felt neglected..well at least one of them did...he payed all of his flirty attention to the big-boobed,tube top wearin', blonde haired chick. I actually felt a bit sorry for the other girl, oh well, she shoula expected it. At the end, JC ran up to one of the balconys, spazed, and did this little extra ending. It sounded awesome cuz JC can do that, but there was really no need for it. FINALLY, I GET TO WHAT I WANNA SEE...THE DECADE THING! THE 60's: JC sounded awesome, Joey was pounding on those bad boy drums and was lookin' good. I'm sorry but Lance looked gay behind the keyboard...he was a little too happy with it. It was funny actually...he was all shakin' his head and stuff, hilarious! The 70's: The most humorous performance I've ever seen. They all sounded really good. Chris was awesome and he looked really cute in that oversized hat. Justin looked really cute too in his oversized hat, I guess he didn't need a fro, seeing as how he's got one already. *LOL* One recommendation, never use those fros, clothes or any of that stuff..it was funny, but just hang all that stuff up or burn it!! The 80's: MY FAVORITE TIME PERIOD!! Can we say Joey was in all of his glory and dressed perfectly for the occasion!! PIMP!!! I loved his suit, his voice, his thrustin'. I can say that I was acting like a little teeny and screamin' in my house. But it was my first time getting to see my boy up there singing his OWN song.WAAHOO!! Best part(my favorite) the whole second part of the song...IT'S UP TO YOU- WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?..then they all did eye-poppin' thrusts!! That was my highlight!\ The 90's:More eye-poppin' thrustin'!! Just what I like...As they all rocked out to Crazy For You!! As soon as the song started, JC jumps from the dang ramp onto the stage like he's Tarzan or something. He scared me throughout this song. He kept lookin' all crazy and uh...messin' up his hair like he was on drugs..but I guess that's what happens when you're going through withdrawl. *LOL* That whole the roof is on fire thing just didn't sound right coming from Justin...It sort of ruined the song for me...but I wasn't payin' attention to that- I was focused on Joey's thrustin'...hehe
IT AIN'T DA END YO! The guys come back out in flame shirts, I immediately spot Joey...not that I was searching for him or anything, but his shirt was the only red one! They're all standing up on the middle balcony and you can only tell they're gonna do IWYB..so I get up and begin MY pop 'n fresh dance moves to the song cuz I gots the moves down baby! ARE U STILL WITH US?!?!I even did Joey's little..OH YEAH I WANT YOU BACK BABY! I had to sit and watch the UDMC vid, even though I had seen it before the PPV, but it's hilarious.I love when Joey's pants fall...woohoo! Black undies! I told y'all Lance wears make-up. *LOL* So near the end of the show and yet they keep on going! Just a dream and *N Sync to carry me...I couldn't love Sailing anymore then I do..and guess what? Joey didn't fall or anything!!(If you saw the Blockbusters, you'd know what I'm talking about) JC even spaz's when he's airborn!! Damn! Lance looked like a fairy...they all did..*LOL* but I don't think all the guys toes were pointed so perfectly as Lance's. Was Joey doind aerobics or something up there? Why the hell would you run? FREEEEEEE!!!! I know I woulda gone nutz if Joey flew over me, I would've gone for that necklace!! I give them props for introducing the band, but can we say boring?? AND THE FINAL, BUT DOPEST SONGS, THAT I KNOW THE MOVES TO AS WELL....TUMH! Not only do we see crunk dance moves, but we see ass shakin' and ass slappin'!!! My favorite parts!! WHEN I SAY N, U SAY SYNC! You all think the night is over when all the guys decide to hook back up and fly around like dorks, and sing.I thought it was cool, except for that song. Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now....for days, all I could hear was Lance singing-no stoppin'...I vowed if I ever met Lance I'd boot him in his ass!*LOL* JC runs around tellin' all parts of the building to say HOOOO!! I thought it was funny cuz Lance answers him and goes HOOO!!! They introduce the band once again, and the boys leave the stage and probably the building...but all in all, it was one dope PPV that kept me laughing and screaming like a dork that I am,but I don't care. If y'all get the chance watch it!!