Top Ten Reasons Why

Everyone should be a Joey Ho

10.you get to stroke that non-sexy attracting beard he seems to be growing(Thanks Leticia)
9. Bling Bling!!
8. free backstage passes
7. You get to stay in fancy hotel rooms even if it is only for one night
6. nobody will know your name
5. access to the other 4 hotties
4. complimentary knee pads
3. peer pressue...everybody else is doing him
2. you get to make a way cool website and call it a "harem" (yay!)
And the number one reason why everyone should be a Joey ho...

1. FREE FOOD 24/7!

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