Sometimes

Note from Leticia: *Juby props to my friend Jill who brought along this Titney smash hit*

I tell you that I'm 17

But my real age is a bit more close to 23

It's not that I don't wanna stay

But after this CD I'll probably fade away

I want you to believe that at my shows I can sing

But my mics not on

Do you really want me

Are you sure?

There's things about me you don't want to know

CHORUS

My hair is fake

These boobs aren't mine

Sometimes I sleep around,

A real tan isn't yellow, it looks more brown

Unlike mine

The talent to sing and dance-

Baby all at the same time.

I don't wanna be so fake

I can't help that you know me as just a skank

Hoping that you still want me

You'll see that, a push-up bra is all I need

I wanna believe that all my songs are big hits

Unlike my fat ass

Go ahead and vote for me

On MTV

I'll still be lookin' like trailor park trash

CHORUS

Just hang around and you'll see

Exactly where I will be

At the clinic, checkin' for STDs

And gettin' new implants

Like Pamala Lee

CHORUS

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