May I have your attention please. I repeat, may I have your attention please. Will the real Britney Spears fan please SHUT up*

I have NOTHING against Britney Spears and I could care less if her boobs were fake or not. It was my attempt at being funny, so don't e-mail me saying "Britney's boobs aren't fake" because chances are, I won't bother to read it. But if you want to add more humor to my site, go ahead and e-mail me with your comments. :)

This page was made for entertainment purposes only, so if you don't have a sense of humor, then why are you here?