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(''')[] `'.Opening Note`  '  . _ ¦ []-. 

Hey Everyone,

I just wanna say again how sorry I am about the lack of issues. PLB is over a year old and here we are at issue 11. *hangs head* Anyway, that's all I really have to say, and to let you know that we won't give up on this zine. Hope you'll stick with us.

Peace, Love & Justin's Hips,

BexXx

(''')[] `'.Who Let Da BexXx Out? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Whatcha think?

Happy Birthday, Chris!
(Alternate title: 30 candles can melt plastic)

On the 20th of October, the "HARNYZ" had their first get-together since the taping of the Teen Choice Awards! Who are the HARNYZ you ask? Why, they are only the next big super-girl-group to hit the scene...Okay, so we're a group of girls from Southern California who like Nsync and hung out together at the taping.

Allow me to show you a picture of them!

(Left-Right Liz, Dia, Jen, BexXx & Mari)
One of us is missing, and I'd like to take this oppertunity to give a shout-out to Ros! We missed ya girl!

My bestest best friend, Dia and I took one of her best friends, Josh with us to Temecula to meet up with Jen. May I just say that Josh was THRILLED to be going to an Nsync birthday party with us?

Jen then drove the rest of the way to Fullerton...when we got there, the other girls (Liz & Mari) weren't there yet...so we decided to go over to Denny's across the street from Chuck E. Cheese (Where Chris' party was held) and wait out the hour we had before they arrived.

Did any of you know that Steve Fatone is a waiter at Denny's in Southern California? Want proof? Look!

Kinda creepy isn't it? But as we walked out of the restaurant, leave it to Dia to ask the guy if she can take a picture with him...he obviously didn't mind...the guy was walking around the restaurant with a big ol' dopey grin on his face! Earning from yours truly the title of, "Steve, the happy Denny's waiter."

Denny's finally got boring enough that we decided to go to Toys R Us. We wandered around in there for a while, and I did my now infamous "Britney Spears yellow snake dance" with a rubber snake I found. Picture me rubbing a rubber snake across the back of my neck like a towel and singing, "I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaave for yoooooou". Guess ya had to be there...

Anyway, I decided to have a smoke break, and went outside. Liz and Mari were out there starting their "movie" they had decided to make for Chris for his birthday. There was hugging and giggling and all around joviality, and then when Dia, Josh & Jen came out of Toys R Us, we went into Chuck E. Cheese.

Now, we were there for quite a while, so I'm going to make this as short and painless as possible by only pointing out the funny things that happened.

First of all, we walked into the dining part of Chuck E. Cheese, and the table was already set up for Chris' party. Complete with a plastic thingy that said "CHRIS - 30"
and had a star around the number 30.

Since I'm kinda known for my ability to find the Nsync connotation in almost anything, I noticed that the next table was set up for "JUSTIN - 5" or something like that...(I don't remember the number.)

So we're chillin' we order our pizza, and then it's time to light the candles on the cake. Mind you, Mari had to get this HUGE box of birthday candles from the back room (She works there) and we went about putting candles on the little cake. (I'm sure there were more than 30, but hey...who's counting?)

Remember the plastic thing I told you about? With Chris' name and age on it? We MELTED the bottom of it...the heat from the candles was too much...guess they don't have too many 30th birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese...go figure!

After the cake, we decided to go play some games...Mari had commandeered about a zillion and six tokens, so we all got our fair share for sure. Our goal was to get tickets so we could buy Chris a birthday present.

When we were done we had something like a thousand and eleventy-two tickets...so we got Chris a Chuck E. Cheese backpack and a light saber. (The video was also a part of his gift)

Here I am making out with Chuck E. Cheese...

So anyway, we all head out to Liz's place to eat cake and finish up our visiting since Liz and Mari had a wedding to attend.

And that folks, is how I celebrated Mr. Kirkpatrick's birthday. (Happy Belated one Littlefoot!)

Hope you enjoyed my little narrative!

Peace, Love & waiters who look like Stever...

BexXx

(''')[] `'.Cheetah Prints (aka Liv's Corner] `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Q's & C's?

YAY BUDDY!® It's Olivia comin' atcha from the jungle room. :) In Mel's absence [though she did contribute to this article here], you're stuck with me and one of our favorite topics revisited. Enjoy, and feel free to send feedback to me and Buddy.

The Amazing World of Anagrams
(Second Edition)


They're baaaaack! Okeydedokey, we've done this before in Issue Seven, but for those of you who missed it, let's review:

The dictionary defines the word "anagram" as "a word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase"

Let me demonstrate.

In the following phrases you can move around the letters of each sentence to create a brand new sentence, while keeping the same letters.  Don't believe me?  Write 'em down and count 'em and cross 'em out and see for yourself.

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
The morse code = Here come dots
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Britney Spears = Breasts R Piney

You can take all the letters from the left hand side of the equals sign and plug each and every letter back into the other side and vice versa.  With me so far?  *Let us hope*

Well using this same principal we (Mel, Beck, Jules and I...Olivia) decided to get some more anagrams, including ones for Wade and Steve. (They were really sad because they were left out last time.) Note, we did not make these ourselves.  We used a software program to generate them.  It generates several, so we picked out our faves just for you guys.  My comments are in blue.  Mel's are in purple. Bex's are in green. Julie's are in orange. Note how eerily accurate some of the anagrams are.

Wade Jeremy Robson

Our faves were:

Renewed major boys. - Yes, the floor humping gives the biggest boyband in the world more "umph!"
O My! beard jeers now. - Can we say PAINTED ON BEARD???
Sod! jeer braw money - I just really like the word "sod"
Jeer now sad embryo. - Okay, because this one is just too damned funny...
Beer joys now. Dream. - This sounds more like a Lance anagram.
So enjoy brew dream. - Wade loves those wet dreams he has after a hard night of drinking.
Sod! enjoy warm beer. - CAUSE THATS ALL YOU'RE GETTIN FOOL!
Warm obese joy nerd. - This one better describes Joey!
Beyond a jeers worm - Wade has WORMS.. Ahahahaha
Braw joy semen doer. - This sounds like a superhero battle cry!  Braw Joy SEMEN DOER!
Jeer bosomy warden. - Like, Britney perhaps?
Merry job as on weed. - Right, JC?
Seedy major on brew. - There's that warm beer again...
Jeered on warm boys. - Ewwwwww Wade??? GROSS!
Enamored brew joys. A nice cold brew: one of the things Lance holds dear.
Enjoy sore warm bed - How can a bed be sore? and how is it enjoyable? I guess I'll have to ask Wade..
Jeers yawn bedroom. - Uh huh...suuuuuuuuuure...Wade's a bore in the bedroom...RIIIIIGHT!
Enjoy brew or dames. - Joey: Can't I have both?
Jeers wooden by arm - It'd be funny if Wade has a wooden arm..
Dreamers enjoy bow. - This is definitely a Wade-*NSYNC anagram. They're enjoying the success of achieving their dreams.

Steven Anthony Fatone

Our faves were:

No! No! heaven-sent fatty. - That's right Steve, those girls came to see Joey.
No! fat, honest, neat envy. - Definitely does NOT describe Steve.
The envy on not sane fat - Steve is envious of Joey.. who is fat and insane See...Steve is envious of Joey, also known as "not sane fat".
Not Heaven-sent fan toy. - Nope, everyone likes Wade better. I'm sure he wishes he was though...
Heavens! on fatty on ten - I don't get this, but hell it sounds funny when screamed aloud
Heavens! not fatty none. - Sorry Steve. There's only room in *NSYNC for one FATone.
Fat, snotty heaven none. - Yeah, that's right. Steve's a bastard and unappreciative to his fans. PSSH!
No! often envy the Satan. *or* The envy often on Satan. - Steve's jealous of Wade because he gets to be in *NSYNC videos and is much better looking.
Fans annoy to the event. - Fans are annoyed when Steve won't get off the stage. We paid to see *NSYNC damnit!
Nosy of than neat event - Steve is always poking around the venue's like he's important or something
Teeny fat on honest van. - Fans chasing moving vheicles is an accident waiting to happen.
Heavens! not. Fan yet not. - I'm not a Steve fan...don't think I ever will be.
Envy not eaten of hasn't - Steve is glad that Joey has not tried to eat him as of yet
Not hate on seventy fan. - Yeah Steve, don't hate on the older fans. Like when he called out my aunt. Pssh.
No! the fat event annoys - Yes, all the FATones are annoying..

Backstreet Boys

Our faves were:

OK! scary, best bet. - Nuff said. They scare me. A lot.
Best croak by set. - WE ONLY WISH!
Rats! best by coke. - Ain't that the truth. I can only tolerate them after snuffing with JC.
OK crab by testes. - That's what they get for f*cking each other.
Cry OK beats best - Nick cries when Kevin beats him senseless
By casket or best. - Wishful thinking.
Bye brat sockets. - That's right, screw you BSB. *NSYNC broke your record...and you couldn't break theirs =P
Tacky ebb tosser - I don't know what an ebb tosser is, but it must suck if its tacky
Testy Cabs Broke - Yes...they broke because they're carrying the weight of Nick Carter...
Abbey tests rock. - The rock she'll use to pelt them with.
Streaky, best cob - This is referring to Nick's underwear
And Batty Beer Socks? - Just say it outloud...it's funny as hell!
Stocky beer tabs - Who bought Aaron the beer THIS time?!
Stock by beaters. - That sounds more like something about Bobbie. NEIGH BABY!
By secrets bat OK - I read this as "BI secrets" It's perfectly fine if they're all bi-sexual, whatever tickles their pickle

Nsync Jaded Everybodys Free

Our faves were:

Envy red-eyed job fancy dress. - I loved that one!!! I envy Liv's funny late night articles and she's the only one wearing a fancy dress. That is definitely Olivia's anagram.
Fancy! jeered by noddy serves - Those NODDY SERVES need to leave us the hell alone.. jeer at me will ya.. punks..
Joy defenses cry bended vary. - We take joy in defending ourselves by mocking hatemail. Reactions among haters, such as crying, may vary.
Fancy! seven red-eyed jobs dry - Seven = the number of editors of NJEF...red-eyed jobs = Writing humor late at night...dry = How I feel sometimes.
Envy beefy noddy jeers cards - Beefy noddy.. LMAO
Envy by scored and jeers defy. - You either love our humor, or you don't have a sense of humor.
Envy fry jeers obscene daddy. -  I only like this one because it says..."Obscene Daddy"  LMAO!
Red-faced joys by denser envy - I get red-faced and full of joy when BexXx calls me her weiner..
Joys defy envy breeds dancer. - We are convinced that Wade is the devil's spawn. And he's a really good dancer, so this fits. lol
Fancy bed enjoys dry deserve.  -  That's right folks, none of us here at PLB wet the bed...and that's a PROMISE!
Cave enjoys dry defy benders - Remember that time we stayed in a cave guys? And that bear tried to eat Liv and then Mel kicked it in the head? What? That never happened? Oh, that would've been cool..
Defy by covers and deny jeers. - We ignore the hatemail and keep on doin' what we like, such as writing parodies.
Fancy! seven red-eyed jobs dry - There are seven of us, and this thing keeps us awake til all hours trying to make it good!
Cry jeer odd deafness by envy - I sometimes suffer from odd deafness, thats why everyone always screams at me
Red-faced joys envy by sender. - We take pride in making people turn red from laughing too hard. Haters who send us hatemail...well, as *Lucky always says: "YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!"

Carson Daly

Our faves were:

Sadly. Acorn - Yeah, thats right Carson. You're nothing but a SAD ACORN!!!!
Ray 'n' as cold. - Notice how Carson-of-a-bitch makes Ray and the other VJ's go outside while he stays warm inside the studio?
Cry on Salad - My one and only Carson anagram just because I love it...
So. Yard clan - Yard clan is what Carson calls his imaginary gang
Cry on a lads. - We've all seen fans get teary over the guys.
Lady or cans  -  It's either the girl, or the beer...Carson has had his share of both!
O! sly and arc. - I don't know if I'm the only one who saw the sexual meaning in this..
No! scary lad. - Carson doesn't scare me so much as his show does. Do y'all realize what a following TRL has? It's a cult, I tell ya. A damn cult.
Do nasal cry.  -  Have you heard his voice?  He sounds like he's got his nose plugged...
Lady car son - If you put that together, it says "Lady carson" *raises eyebrows*
Say corn lad. - People will do anything on TRL to get their fifteen seconds of fame. Carson could easily get a guy to say something stupid and random like "corn." Cult I tell ya...
A scary 'n' old. -  Sometimes your entire perception of someone can be showcased in just a few words...these are the words that describe Carson Daly.
Do nasal cry - This is actually an inside joke between me and Carson. We were drunk one night and he made this really FUNNY noise and I named it the "nasal cry" so now everytime I see him I'm all "HEY CARSON!! HAHA, DO THE NASAL CRY DUDE!" Ok, so that never happened. Screw you
Cosy lad ran. - This reminds me of that one day JC was on TRL and, being the cheetah beast that he is, managed to find room to run the seven feet from where Carson was standing over to where John Norris was doing the news.

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"I swear on the state of Mississippi, I didn't know she was 12!"

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