Okay, we know...the Grammy nominations were a couple of weeks ago by now. I (Olivia) happened to see the nominations on TV and then came across these pictures, and I just HAD to comment on them. Then Nina and Allison had to put their two cents in, so here's your 2001 Grammy Nominations: A Review in Pictures. My comments will be in blue, Nina's comments will be in green and Allison's comments will be in red.
Sweet Jesus! Ohhh my Loooord! I can't believe Riprock & AG or Bobbee (whoever the hell was responsible for him that day), let him leave the house looking like this! "And I would like to thank God, for not having the rest of the guys here, so I can relish in the fact that I AM the glue that holds the group together."
"Look! I made this!!!" Goodness, just look at him! LUCKY (AKA Jennifer) said it best when she said, "Has anyone besides me noticed that Jayce looks EXACTLY like himself as the doll in the It's Gonna Be Me video? You know, with the plastic hair and layers of make-up. Scary..." (Actually, she was talking about JC at the AMA's, but well...it describes these pictures too. lmao) Okay, everyone knows that JC and I are well "together." And forever over 2 years now I've been TRYING my damnedest to get that stick out of his ass. Try as I may, I think it's lodged up there with superglue. I'll continue to try, but I don't know if I can.
"Yes, yes I did do my hair all by myself." Ya wanna hear something even funnier? My younger bro looked at me with the upmost seriousness and said, "He looks like Sonic the Hedgehog." Sonic...you know, from the Sega video game? LMFAO Well, doesn't he? this isn't so much a comment on the picture, but a comment on Olivia's comment. Sonic isn't that bad...there is a kid in my school who looks like Sonic. JC looks more or less like Stretch Armstrong. Like lanky, and stretchy, yes that's JC. I never said there was anything wrong with Sonic. I love that game! It's just that my bro's comment was just hilarious...I guess you had to be there.
"Yeeepppp, clap you bastards. Look over there so I can stare at her ass...thannkkssss." JC: "Awww yeah, ya like that dontcha Toni?! Yeah, I know she's feeling my thug appeal." Toni: "Ohhh, Lord. Just keep looking away, focus on something else..." I feel bad, because I know that JC is probably going to go home and get beat up by Bobbi for being that close to Toni Braxton. He's either going to get hit, or hit up for new tank tops. Granted, it's the middle of January, but still a white tank top is good ANY season according to Bobbi.
JC: "I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!" Um, okay JC. Nelly looks like he's pained to even be in the same picture with you looking like that. "I may be white, but remember I have my timbs, my baggy jeans, and my thug appeal...I just didn't think I'd be needing them today." "We already know who's gonna win the awards, why not just pass 'em my way now? This is getting old."
Either Sisqo is giving the thumbs-up sign, or he's pointing at JC who seemes to be extremely high. We all know that after JC left, his pager was blowing up with a jealous Justin. Although he may be over his "ghetto-fabulous" phase, he still got the ghetto deep in his soul, and he's madd crazy jealous that JC got to chill with Nelly. "Is everybody as excited as they are? Why is he pointing at me? Must be my phattie hair. No wonder Justin has all those fans...look what mah fro does for me. Respect baybe!!"
"Dear Lord, thank you for blessing us with three Grammy nominations. Now can you make sure that we win? Pleeeaaassse? Just one..." Don't worry JC, we're praying for you too...in more ways than one. Okay, now this is proof that JC was high. He's praying false ideals, and well, those who are familiar with the Christain faith know that praising false ideals is like breaking a commandment or something. So he went home and prayed the rosary like 36 million times. "Is it over? Lord please let it be over...maybe I should pray for it to be over. Ehh this'll work...hello large golden tuba, would you make this be over? Eehee you talk to me...ahhh you too!" *wink*