written by: Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Josh Schwartz and Brian Kierulf
produced by: KNS production
I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an over weight lady
But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Sing it Chad for me
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Oh yeah, calculus...
Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether
Rap:
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym
& not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us
Well I've never been good at history
& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
& I think I kicked ass on the test about me & you
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
Oooh Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it
I know my calculus
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Say I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus

Say it Don't Spray it
written by: Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn and Anthony Vanderburgh
produced by: Anthony Vanderburgh
Girl, I can't understand you
& I've been reading a big fat book in hebrew
& I can tell by the way you drool
you don't mean to be cruel
Oh baby, 'fess up to your feelings
& tell me you need me
'cause your ass is very pleasing
Girl you've gotta say it
say it
Don't spray it
don't spray it
I want the news
I want the news
not the weather
Say it
say it
Don't spray it
don't spray it
I want the news
I want the news
not the weather
So say goodbye to those Levi's
& say hello to my sweet thighs
We can hokie pokie
just give me the okie dokie
Fess up to your feelings
Baby I'm needy
Oh baby, I'm really, really needy
Girl you've gotta say it
say it
Don't spray it
don't spray it
I want the news
I want the news
not the weather
Say it
say it
Don't spray it
don't spray it
I want the news
I want the news
not the weather
Wave your hands if you like
what's making ya
wave your hands if you like
Don't you hear me now cheesing
your ass is so pleasing
as long as I'm breathing
it makes me all heaving
Come on, come on
everybody in the house
I want the news
He he, he he Say it
say it
Don't spray it
don't spray it
I want the news
I want the news
not the weather
(repeats)


You Are My Baby Girl

written by: Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Nigel Dick and Evan Farmer
produced by: Camara Kambon
12th of April we decided it was time
I was feeling good, you were looking fine
On the basement floor with TRL behind
You were loving me with Carson Daly on your mind
Chorus
You’re my baby girl
you know that you are
You’re my honeybunch
And my sweet lucky star
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind
You’re my baby girl
E is for Erin and making out with you
R is for wrong that’s what you like to do
I is for eyes that are smiling at me
N is for nasty which we do constantly
repeat Chorus
Hot dogs and hamburger, unzip me please
Erin likes ketchup but go easy on the cheese
I like to look down on her naked from above
She’s just like Gwyneth Paltrow
I’m like Shakespeare in Love!
You’re my baby girl
you know that you are
You’re my honeybunch
And my sweet lucky star
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind
You're my baby girl
repeat Chorus


2gether
written by: Veit Renn & Nigel Dick
produced by: Veit Renn
We're all gonna hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it 2gether baby
If you're alone & you're feeling blue
then turn to the personnext to you
There's not a thing that we can't do
2gether (2gether)
& when you're hurting deep inside
don't turn away & don't ask why
Open your heart & don't be shy
2gether (2gether)
'Cause we are all one,
the same through & through
I'm here for you, girl don't be gloom
Listen to me, here's what we'll do
We're all gonna hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it 2gether baby Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it 2gether baby
& when you're walking down the street
just smile at everyone you meet, yeah
we're all dancing to the same beat
2gether, 2gether
'Cause we are all one,
the same through & through
I'm here for you, girl don't be gloom
Listen to me, here's what we'll do
We're all gonna hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it 2gether baby
We are five guys 2gether
singing in harmony
for you
Doug, Micky, Jerry, Chad, QT
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We're all gonna hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Hang 2gether
You & me forever
You're the one I treasure
2gether, 2gether
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it
Gotta, gotta get it
gotta get it 2gether baby
Hang 2gether


Rub One Out
written by: Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Nigel Dick, Julie Glaze, Josh Schwartz, Brian Kierulf and Andrew Fromm
produced by: KNS productions
mmm, ye-ah ohh baby
Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
you know what that is (only think of one thing)
I lock my door
Get down on the floor
and I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair
Like I just don't care
and I rub one out baby
When I'm feeling lonely
And I want you to hold me
I rub one out yeah
Rub one out
Hey don't be shy (girl, don't be shy)
Rub one out
Girl, don't ask why (don't even ask me why)
Rub one out
I'll grab my crotch (grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you wanna watch?
When I'm alone (UGH!)
And you're on the phone
I rub one out, yeah
When I'm feeling HOTT
and I'm all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don't be shy
Don't ask why
I rub one out, babeh, yeah
Rub one out
Hey don't be shy (don't be shy)
Rub one out
Girl, don't ask why (baby don't think of askin' me why)
Rub one out
I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you wanna watch?
Girl I wanna get inside you
Or at least get beside you
oohh my machine (you don't want to know what that is), warm and sexy, ohhh ohh
It's not enough
Kissing and stuff
So I rub one out (I rub one out on you)
When you're not here
And I want you near
I rub one out (rub one out for you, yeah)
Rub one out
Hey don't be shy
Rub one out
Girl, don't ask why
Rub one out
I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you wanna watch?
Watch..


Before We Say Goodbye
written by: Ken Kirsch
produced by: Ken Hirsch and Ted Perlman
Before we say goodbye
Before we turn and walk away
Let’s give it one more try
Before we say good bye
Before we close that door
Before we go our separate ways
Let’s stop and find out why
Before we say good-bye
We’ve been down this road before
And we’ve always made it through (oohh)
But in case we break up
Can I still have sex with you ?
(Have sex with you)
Before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye (ohh, no)
Don’t wanna say goodbye
Before we say goodbye
We’ve been down this road before
And always made it through (ooh)
But in case we break up
Can I still have sex with you?
(Have sex with you)
Before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye
Let’s give it one more try
Before we sayyyy good bye
hoooo hooo hooo yeah
hoooo hooooo hooooo yeah
hoooo hOOO hoooo
Before we say goodbye
(Please don’t say goodbye)
hoooo hooo hooo yeah
(Oh don’t you make me cry)
hoooo hooooo hooooo yeah
hoooo hOOO hoooo
Before we say goodbye
hooooooo hooooooooo hoooooo
(‘till end)


Visualize
written by: Michael Cuccione and Russell Marsland
produced by: Steve Smith and Anthony Anderson for TrackWorks Productions

Speaking:
Sometimes, we must live the darkness
In order to see the light
We must visualize
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right into the sea
(right into the sea)
Floating down the street
She stands out, like a candlelight
When I look in her eyes
I do not having sigh
Could it change this feeling?
So I walk towards her
With a vision in my mind
With a hand on my face
and a smile on hers
Soft and say goodnight (??)
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right into the sea
(right into the sea) Never dreamt of one who possessed
This gift of gold (gift of gold)
She sees beyond through the darkest paths
She knows my soul
Will she be my girl
If she owed this world (??)
Will I ever know?
When that time is right
She will be my light
She is my angel
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right into the sea
(right into the sea)
With the touch of that scent
From a far-away land
Gazing that perfection
In the palm of my hand
A touch from her face
That far-away place
There's no one above her
Her spirit and grace
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign (just one sign)
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right in her see
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right into the sea
(QT in background singing)
Close your eyes,
Visualize
The most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sign (one sign)
Mesmerize
It's like gazing right into the sea
(fade 'till end)


Breaking All The Rules
written by: Marc Nelson, Eric Jackson, Obi Nwobosi, Ains Prasad
produced by: Marc Nelson and Presidential Campaign

Girl you've taken a piece of me
That I didn't want to give
Without it I can't live, no
It's making me look so silly
That my friends talk about me
They don't understand
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
Breaking all the rules... all for you...x2
Que sabais ella- what do you know girl
Que soy loco grande- that I am very crazy
Yo voy hacer todos que quieres- I am going to do everything you want
Voy amor todos yo amo te la vida- I am going to love everything I love your life
Ya voy hacer todos que quieres vamos amor tu-i am going to do everything you want
we are going to love
Girl you've taken good care of me
I can feel it deep inside
And the body doesn't lie, no
The way you love me
I can't believe
That I'm the only one
Having this much fun with your love
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
Can't help but breaking Your love is changing the rules
Can't help foresaking
Without you write me the rules (??)
Breaking all the rulllleeesss
[Instrumental part]
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
For your love (For your love)
I would cry (I would cry)
Even sacrifice my life
And I wouldn't think twice
Be your fool (Be your fool)
Don't mind, it's cool (I don't mind)
Everything I say is true
'Cuz I'm breaking all the rules for you
(chorus 'till end)


U + Me = Us (Calculus) (Dream Maker Club Mix)
written by: Brian Gunn, Makr Gunn, Josh Schwartz and Brian Kierulf
produced by: KNS productions

Bob Buss:
All those girls
Block upon Block upon Block
They all come here looking for their dream boys
Who makes those dreams? Me
That's what I do, that's my job
A Dream maker
(Boybands)x4
There are 5 basic types in any successful boyband
You got your rebel, your bad boy, one
You got your shy, bashful type, two
You got your little guy, your dewy-eyed youngster, three
Four, your reassuring older brother type
And, uh, heart throb, your teen idol
He's the guy that holds it all together
Ya know, he's the guy whose eyes are looking at you
from the posters saying:
Hold me, take care of me
And that boy cannot have a tatoo!
Go Go Go Go Go
You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us! x2
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Talking:
I'm Carson Daly, and here we are
Total Request Live
I'm here with super mega group: 2gether
Tell me a little bit about your name: 2gether, which is awesome by the way
Jerry: 2 words, Carson: Bob Buss
Mickey: Yeah man, the great Bob Buss, yo
We'll I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap
About Robert E. Lee
When it comes to close signs
I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
What the world needs right now is boybands
Perfect, no problem, I've got a boyband
(boyband)x4
What I need now
is my troublemaker
I know where the bad boys hang out
Girl, Algebra or triginometry
Could never equal up to what you do to me (do to me)
So let's Integrate
Don't differenciate
If you were in my class
There aint no way I could pass (way I could pass)
I hate english, gym
And not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention (pay my attention)
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us (What you got for me?)
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us!
(boy bands)x2
It's not about braces really
Or money, or fame, or girls
You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us!
It's about respect and integrity
ohh ohhh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
ohh ohh
Together, sing it
I know my calculus
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
I know my calculus it says
You plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
I'm Jerry O'Keefe, and I'm gonna be a star!
(try again!)
I'm gonna be a star
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna be a star! x2


Thanks to the Unofficial 2gether Movie Site, and The Officially Authorized Eric Farmer Fan Site. Link are added in the Links Section.