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| King George
Preps for the Coronation |
Wash., D. C. -- President George W. Bush's
re-habilitation schemes took a startling turn yesterday
when he declared that he was re-inventing the U.S. as a
monarchy and proclaiming himself King George I of the
House of Bush. "I am, after all, the decider," he said,
smiling confidently. "Why bother with pesky elections?
The American people know that democracy isn't all it's
cracked up to be."
Flanking the king as he made his announcement were a
beaming Queen Laura, princesses Barbara and Jenna (both
on cellphones), the proud Queen Mum, Barbara Bush, and
the King Pop, former President George H. W. Bush. In the
audience were First Dogs Barney and Miss Beazley, who
barked happily after learning of their royal status.
It's speculated that Bush decided to take this
unprecedented step when he looked at his declining
support and compared it to Queen Elizabeth's surging
popularity. According to a confidential source, "It was
the grandeur of her 80th birthday celebrations that put
him over the top. Bush complained that he was only given
a 12-guest barbecue for HIS last birthday."
King George I announced that the formal coronation
ceremony will take place on July 4, Independence Day. A
horse drawn carriage will pick up...
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"There are no hereditary kings in America, and no powers not created by the constitution.
It was never the intent of the Framers to give the president such unfettered control,
particularly where his actions blatantly disregard the parameters clearly
enumerated
in the Bill of Rights."
Judge Anna Diggs Taylor Thursday, August 17, 2006 |
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