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Famous Pick Up Lines




Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns..

If you were a cookie, I wouldn't leave a crumb.

Did it hurt? (what hurt?) when you fell from heaven.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (why?) because i see myself in your pants

Lick your fingers and place them on her clothes and say, "let's get out of these wet clothes".

Your clothes look pretty good, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

So, what do you do for a living besides always making men excited and warm all over?

What does your parents eat to get such a beautiful daughter like you?

Was your father a mechanic? (Why?)Then how did you get such a finely tuned body

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink.(Why?)I looked at you and dropped mine.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Do you have a quarter? ("Why?") My mother told me to call her when I meet the woman of my dreams.

Is your daddy a thief? (“No.") Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Y

ou must be tired cause you've been running through my mind.

Can I have directions?(["To where?") To your heart.

Are you looking for Mr Right? Or Mr RightNow?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Taps girl on shoulder-- -Oh I'm sorry I've never touched an Angel before.

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