1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, get over it.
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes;not girls that want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impress your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrA mA QuEeN.
17. Fashion police does exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice, you might just get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintballs, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. Ewe don’t shave your legs everyday; get over it!
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your go-T or beared or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breast with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are fake, just remember that. (Remember you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers.)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.
29. Most importantly we are always right, so don’t forget it.
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