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Bad Pick Up Lines and Responses





- I know how to please a woman.

- Then please leave me alone.

- I want to give myself to you.

- Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

- You look like a dream.

- Go back to sleep.

- I can tell that you want me.

- Yes, I want you to leave.

- Hey, baby, what's your sign?

- Stop.

- I'd go through anything for you.

- Let's start with your bank account.

- I would go to the end of the world for you.

- Yes, but would you stay there?

- Your place or mine?

- Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

- Your body is like a temple.

- Sorry, there are no services today.

- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

- If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

- Is this seat empty?

- Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

- What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

- What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

- Haven't I seen you someplace before?

- Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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