Simply put, this is a site dedicated to all those that ever wondered what exactly, a person with an actual vertebrate is made of.

History, being just that, must be told to give you some insight as to who I am. I thought about this for a good while and have decided to leave nothing out...Though I am certain it will pain some close to me. For now, only basic statistical information will be given, the rest...will be made quite clear within the site itself.

And with that, a few rules and/or what could be called a disclaimer[A list!]:

1.) If you are offended easily; leave.

2.) I pull no punches so do not expect this site to be full of butterflies and kittens. It is an actual account of my life and/or a look inside of myself. I assure you...there are few fluffy things.

3.)Taking drugs and reading into my site is a 'do so' at- your-own-risk type of thing. Do not blame me if you schiz out while reading and are under the influence.

4.)There may be things in this site that are not to be read by those that are under the legal age [whatever that might be in your Country, State or Province etc etc...] I will not be held responsible for underage wankers coming and seeing that which they have no business seeing.

5.)Remember, I am taken. So, if after reading any portion of this site you find youself attracted to me in some way...do not contact me except to A) Compliment me. B) Ridicule my efforts. or/ C) Worship me in written form;-[JadetheDeist/AIM][JadetheDeist@Yahoo.com] before you go jack or jill off in a darkened room somewhere.

Now that it is all said and done...you may enter the Main Chamber

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands"-Chainsaw Manual-