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OK so, uh, here i am! My name's enoc, and i think i will write y'all a story. twill be called benny dubloon and his bicycle shop/chocolate factory.

Once upon a time (yeah, yeah, i know. that retarted beginning) there was a happy girl named Stephie. She lived in a not so magical, mystical town. Well, she also had no money; only oatmeal, and that didn't help. Now, in this town lived Benny Dubloon. He was the famous man who owned the chocolate factory; but he chose to be known as the owner of a strange bicyle shop.

One day, though, Benny decided to put dubloons in his chocolate bars. Who ever got a *SHINY SILVER* dubloon got to go to his BICYCLE SHOP...oh, and they would become rich, blah blah blah.

Stephy then bought about 70 chocolate bars (the oatmeal trade was booming at the time) but alas! No dubloons! Probably because she bought the wrong brand. Well, Stephy only had enough stuff to buy one Benny Dubloon Bar. OH NO.

Guess what. She won. So, she sewed a beautiful oatmeal dress with the help of some singing mice so she could go to the ball againt her stepmother's will...oops, that's Oatmealerellastephy. Not based on cinderella at all.

Anyways, that lucky broad won the contest, and since she wasted all that time sewing somehting for the wrong story, she wore her stupid oatmeal dress to the bicycle shop, where she saw two other people. Standing in front of her was that weird performer at the market, Enoc (She juggled potatos with her eyelashes), and a mysterious and handsome guy named...James Bond.

When they entered the bicycle shop, they fitted helmets (benny and enoc, and stephy and JB) then got bicycles. Except for Benny; he drove a magical mystical golf cart. He then tied all the bicylces to the back of his cart, and the second he started moving, Enoc was flung out.

You see, Benny wanted to turn these three into Doompa Poompas, the people who worked at the chocolate place. Once seeing Enoc fall off, he instantly changed his ways in fell in love with her (awww ^.^). Right then and there, he split up all the money between the three, asked the unconsious Enoc to marry him (a resounding yes...even though she was unconcious), Stephy and Bond has google eyes for each other. From then on, Enoc and Benny fired all the Doompa Poomas (SCARY, they were) and Stephy and Bond married at the same time as Benny and Enoc (now very concious and happy). They all ran the bicycle shop together and started up the oatmeal stock trade. It was successful.

THE END

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