Ebony Women & Ivory Men Yahoo Chat

101 for Desperate men

Chat Language

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Cool sent this..

"Women's English"

Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry...

We need = I want.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what ever you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me!

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead,]

"Men's English"

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Let's have sex now!

I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.

Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy, then maybe sex?

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others.

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I'm gay.

What's Up? One Liner's that don't usually work...

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"Hey! I have a 10" ^^^^ - any ladys wAnt it?"

- drop dead -

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"can I call you on the phone? I'll do anything you say"

- get a life - and / or ... send money -

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"I'm hard - can somebody help me?"

- desperation is sickening and embarrassing to mankind * okay? -

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"Any (woman) women (chick) bitch (blk) dark (chocolate) ebony (beautiful) sexy (hot) horney (big) small (skinny) thin (soft) hard (strong) long legged (big breasted) small titty'd- (yada yada yada, ya - .. da ) wanna have (phone sex) cyber (eat me) suck me (give me) do me (yada yada yada ya - da me ..)"

- ^^^ off perv - troll in your palm - go away ya squirrel pig and play with yourself - you are pathetic -

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here's a new one...

Any black chicks here with silver dollar nipples?

- hmmm ... provacotive ... What do you think? would it work? -

hint: When PMing somebody - rule number one - (do your research a little bit - like, make sure the person is a girl if you're gonna BAM-come on to "her" without even knowing her (his) name ...

another hint: Don't come into the Ebony Women for Ivory Men room and say something like:

... Hey all you beautiful Ivory godess women - I have a.. yada, yada, ya - da .... ... ok?

What's Up? One Liner's that might get attention...

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Hello peeps ... What up? -

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There is nothing like a female black misstress. If God made something better, he kept it to himself.

hint: no hint

hint: Try listening - try being yourself - try getting to know the peeps - try class and tact...

:)

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Question: Isn't this an (adult room?)

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Answer: (Yes) - so act like one - and treat people with respect -

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(Y2K) - cyber & people chat resolution:

There are no rules in cyber and no apparent inhibition's - there is no developed or difinitive human social behaviour that has been established or recognized in tradition ... (yet)

So why not consider this? Be real - have some honer - you might just like it. -

Sex and cyber sex is socially acceptable - so is (asking before you whip it out in public) ...

don't you think?