I came out of the freezer juggling six eggs
and dropped them one by one on the top of your head.
I stuffed you into a paper bag and left you on the back porch
for a week and two days and you didn't seem to mind at all.
Why won't you get up and clean yourself off?
Your hair is disgusting and your mind is filthy
with the things you do in that bag, all day, everyday.

DJG 2002