Pining for an era with more consistently drastic events.
This sparceness and sporadic lucidity gets to walk 
with the dark green dragons. 
  Wow.  [sound of lettuce]
The year of the pine cone coincides with the estimated extinction of many species of great Thunder Lizards.
The combined pain involved in these events is greater or equal to the mass
of a whale in an ocean whose nuclear energy is released 
in an explosion of atoms and expensive perfume. 
  Boom.  [wetness rising then falling]
   Daniel Gervais