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Boom! Movies not worth the film they were put on. Boom!

(Some of these I'm even embarrassed to admit I watched...)

In alphabetical order, they are:

Bomb! Blow: Sorry Johnny Depp, it BLEW. Didn't even make it all the way through the movie. Save your three bucks rental money.
Bomb! Bullworth: People should just be slapped...
Bomb! Dirty Dancing: What kills me is so many people LOVE this movie. I mean, there are people who downright think this movie is... akin to 'Dr. Zhivago'!
Bomb! Dude, Where's My Car? : I didn't see this movie, nor do I plan to.. but for about 4 weeks now, Mr. Ed has been telling me what a bad movie it is. So, to satisfy Mr. Ed, and perhaps stop his BMG'ing, this movie made the list. Too bad, I really like the kid from That 70's Show. 
Bomb! Dumb and Dumber: I really do not like Jim Carey. It doesn't matter what 'funny' movie he's in, I just keep thinking, why is he getting paid a gazillion dollars for being an idiot? I know a lot of idiots. They aren't making any money...
Bomb! E.T.: Yup, cute cuddly aliens bug me. Give me a scary, huge, insect-alien any day. Oh yeah, some day I'll enlighten you all on my theory of big bug-like aliens.
Bomb! Eyes Wide Shut : Wow, did that movie suck. Dig up Kubrick so he can give me my money back.
Bomb! Il Postino: I really wanted to like this movie. I REALLY did. I tried. But I can't help it. I hated it. 
Bomb! Muriel's Wedding: Does anybody even remember this movie??
Bomb! Raising Arizona: Sorry Holly Hunter, this movie bites. And this is another waste of scrap that people think is so freakin' funny. Argh! This movie, along with ...the one with Cher.. Moonstruck? Anyhow, this movie, coupled with Moonstruck, is why I have such a hard time accepting Nicholas Cage.
Bomb! Rated X: Zzzzzzzzzzz.... Sorry Charlie... Sorry Emilio. BORING!
Bomb! Saving Silverman: Wow, THAT was a piece of crap. It's not funny.
Bomb! Showgirls: I'm even embarrassed to admit I've seen this movie!
Bomb! Tombstone: To be fair, I should admit up front that I do not like westerns. Couple that with the fact I was forced to watch this movie too many times with too many idiots who loved to quote along with the movie just way too often...
Bomb! Zebra Lounge: Every now and then I decide to rent a movie I've never even heard of. Sometimes I discover this amazing find, a film with no hype, and I come away with the satisfaction that I took the right risk. And sometimes I rent a real flop. This was one of those times. *shudder*

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