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First, a word from Lin...
For a long time, my neohome was kaos. Seth and Suzer saw all kinds of random pets constantly coming in and out of the house with my foster lab pet project, and Seth hadn't been around for very long himself. The family itself just wasn't complete yet, and we knew it, so after a lot of talking it over with Seth and Suzer, we decided there was room and love enough in our neohome for a new baby. A couple months later, Miles was born! And if we thought we had troubles before, well- that was nothing! Miles came in to our lives like a fuzzy little tornado of baby teeth and drool. Our neohome has never been the same since, and we wouldn't have it any other way. :)
Now, without further adu.. here's Miles!
Oh, hi, kittylin!
My name's Miles! Imma lupe! What? You want to know how I knew you were coming..? Uhh.. a little pteri told me! Yeah.. you can't trust those pteris.. Sure they eat up all the birdy seed you leave for them on the front steps, but they're still hungry.. they look at me with their beedy, hungry little eyes.... I think they want to eat Bill, but you'll meet him later.
Where did I come from?
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This is a picture of me! But I didn't always look like this. Nononono. When I was born I had red batty-wings and a funny-shaped head. Yup! I was a shoyru. Being a shoyru was pretty cool, but I could tell Lin was disappointed. Even though she thought shoyrus were the cutest thing in neopia, she told me somehow it wasn't right. I just didn't look like myself.
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See, Lin used to have a complete collection of kadoaties and kadoatie-related items on the site, and even tried to start a kadoatie guild. (This did not turn out well). The kadoaties were getting boring, so she decided to sell them all (except Suzer's), and save up in case something cool happened.
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And one day, Lin saw a new paintbrush poll in the news! She voted right away for the baby paint brush, keeping her fingers crossed for a baby lupe or gelert that might be perfect for me!
Lots of baby neopets started popping up in the news, but they didn't interest the kittylin.
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She was afraid it would be a long time before she'd get to see one, but she checked the news that day just one more time and there I was! She sold off the last of her kadoatie collection, bought a transmogrification potion to make me a lupe, and then used the new baby paint brush!
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Meet My Family!
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This is Lin-chan, or 'the kittylin.' She's my momma. She likes to draw my picture a lot and buy me ice cream and read me stories. I love you, Momma!
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This is my big sister Suzer! She's really nice, and really silly, but she has too many admirers! They get annoying sometimes and I eat their shoelaces.
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Here's my big brother Seth! He was adopted from the pound as a blue lupe before I was born. He listens to weird music and collects Usukis. But he always has time to play with me!
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This is Not-A-Meepit-Bill, my tyrannian doglefox. As you can see, he's not a meepit, and he chews on everything! But he's also good at finding cool stuff like dead bugs and pieces of string.
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A little about me...
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This is my room!
It was all put together and ready for me when I came home from the neohospital! My family was waiting for a new baby, so they saved up neopoints to buy me a cloud room and all the Kauvara stuff to put in it. I usedta have a crib with ducks on it, and a cloud playpen, but I'm too big for that stuff now. I'm 5yrs old a'ready!!
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I think Seth was the one who got me into reading so much. Back when I was a shoyru, Lin bought me lots of shoyru books. After I became my old/new self again though, Seth let me read all his lupe books. Then I was really set on winning The Neopian Book Award, but Lin spent pretty much all of her money on the books, and I felt kinda bad.
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One day, Lin was haggling for a book in Neopia Central and took me and Bill with her. That's when I heard it... It was a meepit! Bill was badgering it in petpet jibberish. I sniffed at the meepit and thought "This is funny-looking! I have to have one!" Now I keep asking, and Lin tells me they're just too expensive, but one day, the meepits shall be mine!!!
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And why does everyone think lupes hate chias? They're great! They're squishy and fun to bite and they can't run very fast. I Love chias!
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This is Balfazaar! He's really cool, and he hunts faeries and keeps 'em in jars! He's big an tough, reeeally really fuzzy, with big teef, and he eats babaas!
Grrrr... sometimes I like to hunt Seth's babaa, Mary, and I must be really good cuz she hides under the bed a lot!
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This is me hangin out with my friends! There's Stella, and Mae, and we're really mad at this one kougra girl who chewed up all the toys in the box at Preschool!! I was really mad, cuz I was playin' with the korbat plushie first. Grrr... But Lin says I'm s'posed to be a gentleman, and I gotta play nice.
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Anyways, then everybody at preschool was upset cuz all the toys were busted up real good. Mae was cryin' and Stella was cryin, and so was that lil blumaroo guy I dont know very well. And all I wanted was to read my book! Our teacher got kinda nuts.
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This is my snowman! His name is Alfred. Me and lin made him in Happy Valley., and then we picked him up and took him home. He lives in our neogarden with all of Suzer's flowers an stuff. I dunno why he never melts, but he loves Christmas time! He's excited for this year all ready. He told me so.
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This is a pic of my dad! His name is Miles Foxxer, and I'm named after him, I guess. Mom and him got divorced in December 2002, and since we dont live together, I dont get to see him a whole lot, but he did give me my petpet, Bill, who's the greatest petpet in the whole world!! 0_0
Even if he's notta meepit.
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Me and The Beauty Contest!
Well, when I was really little, I remember the whole family rushing around helping Suzer with the beauty contests. Lin figured since I didn't like all the cute pretty toys she gave me, that I wouldn't want to have anything to do with the contests either. But lookit all the attention she gets! I wanted to be in the beauty contest too! So finally, Lin drew a pic and entered me. I won 2nd place overall!
This is how it all started. After I won 2nd place overall, Lin was really proud of me, and I've been in lots of beauty competitions since then.
With this next picture, I won 1st place in the Lupes' division on the 14th of October, 2002!
Finally, I won the lupes' division again for the Christmas week competition.
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the Feb. 17th beauty contest. Lin thought that since Suzer had a realistic pic entered, that I could have one too.
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the April 7th beauty contest. Lin's getting more comfortable drawing me now. :)
When all the petpets ran off to eat green jelly, some of them were actually giving their lunch money to me so I would help them cross the street where they could xerox their faces.
Lin caught me though, and took this pic for the beauty contest that week. I won 2nd place. :D
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the April 14th beauty contest with my friend Stella from preschool! Hi, Stella!
I got another trophy from the 29th of October, 2003 competition with this one: 
I won first place in the lupes again for the 2 April 2004 Competition. This time, I got to hold lotsa meepits!!! 
Obligatory Likes and Dislikes:
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Likes! (Yay!)
Cookies just look
a lot better in here.
My Balthazar plushie!
Whoo!
Neocola Bottles!!
wax is the best part!
Squeegie toofbrush!
Keeps my teef clean.
Chia Mites??!! So cool!!
I feed 'em pocket lint.
Best Cookingpot
Recipe ever!!
Jelly Bean Pizza!!
My one true love. O_O
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Dislikes! (Yucky!)
Eww!
Girly toys!
Gross and rotten food.
'Nuff said.
Lookit that face!
gooo-fy.
Basic Spelling Songs??
I know how to spell! Booooring!
I don't like this one, or the meerca, or th' aisha.
They pop too loud.
Ewwwww
Tiny swimmy things on pizza. Yucky.
A black meowclops??
Those are just freaky.
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Random Fun Stuff!
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Lin's already got a bunch of comics in the Neopian Times, but she's still working on new ideas to send. Mostly the comic is about me, but I dunno why. What's so intersting about peanut butter paints and jelly bean pizza costumes, and raising money for my meepit fund? Oh well..
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Here's a new button you can use to link to my site! I hope you will, cuz Lin spent a lot of time putting it together. I like this button because its kind of like Suzer's with the faerie in it. But I think Bill wants one too. He keeps chewing up my printer paper. :p
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Link to Miles!
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Its a Boy!
Website over! Go home! Hehehee. Actually this is just the official stuff now. See? Old baby announcements and a scan of my birth certificate.
Thanks for stopping by! Now you know all about me, why not NeoMail kittylin
and tell my her all about you. We love to meet new friends, but unfortunately, kittylin doesn't like me to battle. She keeps talking about a peace movement or something.. I don't understand, but you can message us anyways!
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