Neno and Her Same-Same Perhaps Have Too Much Time on Their Hands
Earlier this week, I received a very touching e-mail from Daniel Dae Kim.

Daniel Dae Kim: (Subject line: Good morning [Neno]; picture below was attached) Why yes, I dreamt about you too. It's just been so looooong.



Neno: Dear Daniel, you have now been at the very top of my laminated list for several months now. But I must ask... What the h.e.l.l. is up with your hair in this picture? What's with the pseudomullet? This is a situation that must be rectified immediately if you hope to avoid list termination.

DDK: Dearest [Neno] of my heart, It was a dark and stormy night at the Globes . . . Oh, did you think I had more? Sorry, it was dark and stormy and I tripped and fell into a gutter, after the rats had their way and licked out all of my coconut flavored hair gel compliments of the edible Jessica Simpson line of products, I was then befriended by a very amorous bulldog with fleas (Shout out to section C at the Globes - sorry guys - I'll send you some dip). But, hey, I made it and I brought my portable wireless crimper - WHAT A LIFESAVER! With all my love, Daniel

Neno: I just don't know if I can believe your story, as I have watched every episode of Lost and even on the island of so much mystery and so few bathrooms, you are still able to maintain the sexy. Yet, here you are in L.A., and even though Britney would disagree, it is quite possible to practice basic hygiene and also to, at the very least, make a stop at Cost Cutters for a trim.

I may have to CC this to Justin. I believe we need to bring the sexy back.

DDK: Well, yes, if anyone could bring it back, he could and even he is not going within 500 yards of Brit. Please take me back though! I'll bring some relaxant and deep conditioner and you can teach me how to be beautiful again. Everyone knows that sandy beach is to hair what sugar is to cocoa. Gutter beach, on the other hand, well, that one's for the rats. How does Naveen do it?

Neno: Well, Daniel, I've given it some serious thought for the last eight minutes, and you may stay on my list, but you have been bumped down a spot. Because I must make room for THIS (see attached). I know this probably makes you cry, but the hotness of Mohinder cannot be denied.



DDK: (Weeping) Oh, he IS too beautiful (whimper, twitch, whimper) The Hair! So lovely, so brilliant! (sniffle, shudder) Products only do so much! To be born with those genetics . . . (Sob, twitch, Sob) It's N O T F A I R! (jumping off a tall building)