Dick Hertz = Nathan_B_Forrest
Ryan Smith = AdolfHitlerJR
Reuben Weisfeld = PenguinBoyReuben
Iamgonna Strikeuout = FatDicksAssoc321
Josh Andrews = KellyClarksonFan
Lane Crusher = ILuvToddWalker
Eric Mayo = MayoNaise_is_Good
Anthony Tarescavage = BrownsWillPwnU
Michael Blair = AnimePornFreak
Bong Hitter = I_Hit_Mad_Bongs
Vin Distasio = VinPistacio
Matt Patterson = FatTurkeyVendor
Vince Mosca = A7X4Lyfe
Taylor = Wolfie
Nolan Ryan = MorneauIsGod
Paige Wendell = ImAFckinFatBitch
Texas Border Control = BordrCntrlOfficr
Black Bear = BigBlkNiggerBear
Marc Southworth = BetterThanSelig
Kevin Johnson = Kay_Jay
Smith N Wesson = AWessonBeforeDying
Brian Lawley = LayinDownTheLaw
Cam Satterwhite = Killa_Cam_ITS_DIPSET_BITCH
Drew Chase = ChaseMePlz
Dontrelle Liriano = FranciscoWillis
Alex Zito = Zeetoe
Dave Boean = Incest_Is_Cool
Drew Peralta = Drew_A_Picture
Cory Goodman = Mr_Goodbar
Austin Jaeger = Jaegermeister_ITLL_GET_YA_DRUNK
Dwayne Battle = Pokemon_Battle
Dan Pinkston = Its_Danny_P_Baby
Wes Patterson = Its_Patterson_Not_Fatterson
Beau Carston = CarstonDa2B
Ben Carston = CarstonDaC
Tony Kobbs = KornOnDaKobbs
Andy Quigly = Dont_Call_Me_Andrew
Scott Kibbie = KibbiesNBits
Scott Carpman = CRAPman_LOL
Jackson Adams = JesseJacksonAdams
Rocky Balboa = Bocky_Ralboa
Nick Byrne = OuchItByrnes
Joe DeMayo = Cinco_DeMayo
Jeremy Shirley = ShirleyTheGhostOfJesus
Johnny Fairplay = Foreplay
Ludvuck Foruk = Its_Pronounced_Ludvuck
Sam Frankenstein = Frankenstein
Happy Gilmore = YouWillNotHitThisBall_Jackass
Adam Gilchrist = AUSSE_AUSSIE_AUSSIE
Joe Gilman = Da_Gilmanator
Michael Griff = Banned_:(
Jay Huhn = ComingHuhny
Joel Jellson = JellsonLikeAFelon
Brett Katinas = Kitty Katinas
Tom Kenny = KennyDoIt
Troy Kingston = AllHailKingston
Godzilla Matsui = AHHHHH_ITS_GODZILLA
Skeeter McPhereson = SkeetSkeetSkeet
Mark Miller = Mahk_Millah
Jesse Newcomer = Uncle_Jesse
Darius Ortiz = WannaBePapi
Lance Range = Lance_Rangestrong
Jason Rhiner = Rhinocerous
Major Rhinehart = Rhinocerous_Major
Blake Del Rossi = IGotAVag
Ed Sales = EdSalesShoes
GD Schultz = OldMan
Ace Shap = Ace_O_Spades
Joe Selwa = Fat_LOL
Shawn Walker = Sean_OOPS_Shawn
Kip Wesley = Hi_I'm_Kip_Wesley
Corey Whitney = PastMyPrime
Jose Wright = Jose_Do_Wright