The Official Phil Rose Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Phil, The REAL Phil.  This site is awesome.    My name is John and I can't stop thinking about Phil.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Phil is a mammal.

2.    Phil plays pool ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Phil is to flip out yell "huttah!"

Weapons and gear:

Pool Cues                                                 D'Angelo CD   

SigEp shirt

Testimonial:

Phil can make the funny all he wants!  Phil says "Huttah" ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he quotes Ray Romano on Sportscenter ALL the time.  I heard that once Phil was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Phil threw a SigEp Party for the whole town.  My friend Billy said that he saw Phil totally uppercut some kid just because the kid hated Radiohead.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Phil has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will gesticulate your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Phil is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to die.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Phil is mobile, articulate, hygenic and totally sweet.  I can't wait to play video games with him again.  I love Phil with all my body.    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Phil?

A: Phil is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he is the ultimate in cool all the time, but on the other hand, Phil lives in North Dakota.

Q: I heard that Phil is always listening to Weezer.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Phil can listen to Weeezer OR Radiohead. 

Q: What does Phil do when he's not playing pool?

A: Most of his free time is spent hating the game, not the player, but sometimes he writes drunk Xanga posts.  (Ask Phil if you don't believe me.)