My real name is Jessie but I prefer Jessica. I will soon be in the Middle School. I love the band Weezer and am obsessed with their music. I create a stupid roleplay game with my friends called Blind Fate. I'm sure this is getting boring to read but their is still more.

My false life story is what you'll know, only that. I was born in a palm tree in Alaska. I was adopted by mutant monkeys named Gully and Cheese Nip. I learned the way of the monkey but realised I was a human. I am shipped around the country to perform for kids but I always eat one.

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