What's really hood out there tvland? You already knowing the time, place, and show, so why go thru the plesantries. Kick off ya shoes *spray if you have to* and let me do my thing thing.
Tonites episode is dedicated to a person who is near and dear to me: me. So tonite I answer all the really tough questions that pertain to me and everything that is me. Shall we begin? Some of these questions were donated to me and others just came to me. *lights pipe* Lets begin.
1. If you could have any job in the world, what job would it be?
Answer: Massage Therapist for the NBA. Getting to rub on Spree, KG, Starbury, *shivers*
2. How often do you clean in between your toes?
Answer: Only when I get enough toe jam to make a good PB and J sandwich
3. If you had a yacht what would you name it?
Answer: The S.S. Suffocation because I want kats to go down like they cant breathe.
4. What would you put in cereal boxes as a gimmick?
Answer: Orgasms
5. Paper or plastic?
Answer: Plastic, no doubt
6. What do you keep in the trunk of your car?
Answer: An extra pair of shoes, jumper cables, an extra outfit, and a bat just in case I gotta go Joe Clark
7. If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
Answer: Eat a big meal, take a nice dump, get some head, repent, then kick the bucket
8. What is life's ultimate gift?
Answer: Pure, untainted, unconditional love. Cant believe I said that, eh?
9. How many rings before you answer the phone?
Answer: Hopefully they hang up before I get it, but usually 3.
10. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Answer: Depends on what I did that previous night.
11. Peanut or plain?
Answer: I'm always looking for a good nut.
12. If there was a holiday named after you, what would it celebrate?
Answer: It would be called Not Shit Day, it would celebrate the goodness of not doing shit.
13. What is your worst personality characteristic?
Answer: I'm terribly detached to the world, very aloof.
14. What punctuation mark describes you best?
Answer: A comma, because it just lays in the cut and lets shit pause then flow.
15. If you had a theme song for everytime you walked into a room, what would it be?
Answer: American Bad Ass by Kid Rock. That song pretty much sums up how I feel about things.
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed a little peek in my world. This now officialy concludes our first installment of C.W.S.O. *puts out pipe*
Crackman, crackman - The crack of the day goes to Xscape with My Little Secret that joint is still hotness. "I like being in room with you and your girlfriend, the fact that she dont know really turns me on". To be honest, I actually find a situation like that really hot and I have been in that situation. Ohhh, it aint my fault.