Whats crackin friends, Romans, and countrymen? It's everybody's favorite somebody hittin you in ya face with another episode. I dont care if you're here by mistake or you're regular. Sit back and let me do my thing thing or click the X, feel me?
Yeah, I know its been a minute or two since I blessed the pages with an entry. I've been hellafied busy with 3 tests and took up all my time and energy. I feel pretty damn good about them, so I'm expected 2 B's and 1 C, not bad at all. Plus, ya girl was sick as fiduck. Sidelined with some good ol food poisoning for a couple days. Man, I did not know that the body could produce that much shit *literally*. I mean I think I used up at least 3 hours a day shitting. Talk about a raw ass, thank God for baby wipes. I know thats a lot of info, but man I had to tell somebody who knew somebody so that they could tell somebody. Dont fret, I'm back to normal (if there's such a thing).
Only 5 more weeks of school left. I'm in that focused groove. I'm not fucked up about goin out, seein anybody, or anything. Shit, I can kick it once I that ink dries on that diploma. I've been in school for about 3.5 years and I think its safe to assume that I've learned a couple things. Ya'll mind if I share some things I've learned? Aiight, peep game. I've learned that:
1. You can function on an hour of sleep.
2. Twenty dollars can last a month with a little creativity.
3. There's nothing wrong with buying a book before a test and returning it the next day.
4. Tis better to cheat than to repeat.
5. Joining a club for free pizza and drinks is okay, really.
6. Church groups have the best freebies.
7. Pajamas can be worn to class as long as your shirt matches.
8. It is possible to get drunk on a dollar.
9. Doctor's notes are very hot commodities.
10. People who are hangin out on the slab before class, during class, and when you get out of class probably wont graduate. Chances are they're cool with it.
11. Through the power of the internet, you can be in class and not be in class.
12. You cannot be in a group with gang of niggas. No work will get done.
13. Its amazing what you can get accomplished with a hangover.
14. Books are pretty much optional
15. A little groveling will go along ways
Prime Cut of the Day - I Want You by Janet Jackson. Janet might have that crack this go around.
Now thats what's really hood. Ya'll stay up.