Hahas!
Back it up, I am through.
Cursor By YummieLicious
!!!PG-13!!!
Black For 5 Mins
A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it. The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what the hell are you doing? The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!" The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done! The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said "Look Daddy! I'm black!!" The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face (seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.) The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!" The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, "Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now" The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. "That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!! The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've learned your lesson, young man!" The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white mothafucka's already!
Watch What You Say
One night a little boy's parents got in an argument. The mom said, "Bastard!" and the dad said, "B*tch!". The little boy came in and said, "What do those words mean?" and his parents said, "They mean ladies and gentlemen." Satisfied, the boy went into another room. The next day the boy's parents were very horny. The mom said, "Nice d!ck!" and the dad said, "Nice t!ts!" The little boy came in the room and asked what those words mean. His parents said, "They mean hats and coats." The little boy was satisfied so he left the room. The next day was Thanksgiving and the little boy's family was going to come to his house to eat. His dad was upstairs shaving and he cut himself and said, "Sh!t!" The little boy asked what that meant and the dad said, "It's the brand of shaving cream I'm using." The little boy then went downstairs where his mom was carving the turkey. She cut her self and said, "Fu?k!" The little boy asked what that meant and the mom said, "It means I'm carving the turkey." Then the doorbell rang and the little boy went to answer it. All of his relatives were at the door. The little boy said to them, "Hello b!tches and bastards. Please hang up your t!ts and d!cks. Dad is in the bathroom wipping the sh!t off of his face and mom is in the kitchen fu*king the turkey."!
