Blonde Jokes

Cursor By YummieLicious

#1 A blonde at the Empire State Building, goes to the restroom and puts on a pad. She walks out onto the roof and says "I hope my wings can fly!", then jumps.

#2 One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."

#3 A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"

#4 A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?" her friend asks. "Oh shoot!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front!'"