The Socialist Banner Page!
This is the official socialist banner page. It is called the socialist banner page because it is a thread dedicated to the posting and mutual admiring of glorious socialist banners that inspire us to sing the glories of prolotariat revolution and double our efforts in the workplace. OK?
I particularly like this one. The plane is pretty and red and there's quite a lot of socialism happening in the background so its all good. I don't know what the words mean because the writers forgot to use proper letters and not have a completely fucking retarded language...but it's probably something about the obvious and well-known links between the invention of the aeroplane and socialism, which are so obvious and well known I'm not going to patronise you all by mentioning them. I think the last word is "coolage".
"Pull my finger, capitalist!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA!
People often forget that communism is about laughter and mirth as well as an equal redistribution of the wealth combined with a mass collectivisation of all property. But that's pretty fucking stupid because the words "communism" and "comedy" are both derivatives of the latin "com" - meaning to be very, very right about how to run society but also funny at the same time.
I think that we can all learn something from this classic comedy/communism poster.
"Use your govenrment issued bayonet to protect yourselves from any oddly shaped cartoon men that fall from the sky...1940"
And people say communism isn't practical.
Yes, that's right. You are reading that correctly. That is an old 1949 Soviet advertisement for the computer game Halo - released in socialist nations 52 years before it finally found its way to capitalist shelves. But I guess that's what you get for running your economic system on the principle of continually burning millions of children alive around the clock 24/7 in your gigantic capitalist economy-powering child incinerator facilities.
This poster shows Chairman Mao inventing the Chinese buffet, the prevalence of Chinese buffets around the world ensure the eventual triumph of Communism.
Huzzah!
